The 'I Just Couldn't Make It To Bed' Meme

[batsu_espada]

You must have been more tired than you realize, because one minute you're lounging around on that fabulous (or maybe it's hideously uncomfortable) couch of yours, and the next thing you know, you're knocked out.

Too bad you're not really alone to catch up on that beauty sleep now.

You just really hope that whoever finds you doesn't decide to make

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Spike | BtVS/AtS

[breakmychest]

[Spike is sprawled out in what looks like a pretty uncomfortable position, seeing as one leg's over the top of the couch and his arm is dangling off the end. Still, he's pretty much dead to the world. And by that I mean... he's not breathing. He looks like a corpse.]

[beltbucklerebel]

[ugh..what the hell?

This was not what he wanted to wake up to find. He looks for Spike's shoes (or, if Spike was still wearing them) any other heavy-ish object, which he promptly throws at him. Hard]

Hey. Get up.

[breakmychest]

[Spike wakes up, but he doesn't get up, instead flashing two fingers up at him.]

Make me.

[beltbucklerebel]

Like hell I will. You're in my place.

[tolerating you for Brennan's sake doesn't mean he actually has to like you]

[breakmychest]

Like hell I care. [And he rolls over.]

[beltbucklerebel]

Oh no you don't.

[and, taking hold of the back of the couch, he'll tip it forward to spill Spike off of it]

[keyinside]

[Dawn's the creepiest fourteen year old ever and just nicely flops his arm back over on his chest for him. Then she decides to move his arms into a classic count Dracula sleeping in a coffin pose. If he's crashing on their couch, he's just asking for something like this to happen. We'll just assume that at some point in his corpse nap he rolls over for this to happen.]

[breakmychest]

[It takes him a little while to wake up, but when he does, he finds... Dawn playing with his arms.]

...What are you doing, Bit?

[keyinside]

[She freezes, her hands over his arm, and then very slooooowly retreats to a crouching position. She peers up at him ever so innocently.]

If I said posing you all super cheesy like Dracula, would you be all grumpy?

[breakmychest]

[He sits up, raising an eyebrow.]

You do know I hate Dracula, right? Git owes me money.

[keyinside]

[She blushes and looks away, getting all flustered and awkward.]

I knew that! I just -

[She pauses and fidgets.]

It was only a joke, Spike. Don't be angry.

[breakmychest]

[He sighs a little and shakes his head, kneeling down next to her. He used to love scaring little girls, but somehow it's just not as fun as it once was. Not with this little girl, anyway.]

I'm not angry, pet.

[onemanshort]

[there's a bit of a smile at this, and she shakes her head a little as she goes over to nudge him, lifting his arm from where it's dangling to angle it over his chest. If he wakes, she'll suggest he move somewhere less back-wrenching. If he's still dead to the world (Hahaha...ha. I'm funny, really) she'll let him rest]

[breakmychest]

[He doesn't wake immediately from her moving his arm, but then he sort of rolls over onto the floor and, well, that wakes him up.]

Bloody hell!

[onemanshort]

Aiya!

[eyes widening, she backs up enough not to be landed on, before giving him a worried look] Spike? You alright?

[breakmychest]

[He scrambles up.] Fine! Fine. That was... [He shakes his head.] How'd I get here again?