Whee~

Oct 08, 2006 18:24


Ty Lee --

[noun]:

A master of storytelling

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Huh, really? I never tried storytelling before! Alright, I'm going to try and write one now!

Once upon a time there was a little turtleduck! He was a very cute turtle duck, and liked to swim around his little pond and quack and eat bugs. But one day a mean old man came along and decided to get rid of the pond and build a factory over it! This made the turtleduck very mad, so he got all of his friends together and the made a plan to stop the old man. The next day when the man came around, all the animals from the pond jumped on the man, and pulled him into the water! Then they proceeded to mash him into a pulp, gouge his eye balls out, break his elbows, split his kneecaps, smash in his head, cut out his heart, remove his liver, unplug his bowels, rape his nostrils, hack off his bottom, and then his peni-

Oh look at the time, I have to run off for a bit. Oh well, I'll finish it when I come back!
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