Attention~!
Public Service Announcement~
This guy's face is stupid~! ☆
The public is advised to limit interactions in case it's catching~!
He looks like this~
But if you can't recognize him there, he's also here:
here~
And here~
You can see his face~ is really~ really~ stupid~~~~ ♪
If you're not convinced yet~ I've come up with more pictures to help you spot the problems with his face that make him look so stupid~!
So~!!!
Starting at the top~!
Hair~ Should not have only two little diddly flippy up things. Either ALL up, or ALL down. Or all gone~!
Eyebrows~ Slicing a notch through your eyebrows just makes you look like you had an accident with your shaver, dummy~
Mustache~ Ditto~
Earring~ Unless you're trying to...tell us something~? Ditch it~!! It makes you look stupid~~~ ♪
Moving along~!
We have a problem~ here~~~~ Only an incredibly stupid face can make such a stupid contortion~~~
The problem gets worse~!!! Hideous contortion made worse by the stupid~!! The flailing arm doesn't help any either~~☆
Here we have another issue~ I colored it in to help isolate the problem~!
It's not really a beard~ And it's not really a goatee~ It's just a patch of hair on the bottom of his chin~! A sad stringy thing~~~~
Put them all together, and you get this~!
Which is just stupid looking in general. Only incredible facial stupidities could make the rest of him look so dumb~~~~
Thank you for your time~!
[ooc; epic post, I know. Don't ask how she got pictures so soon, she has skillz or something Strikes are deliberately hackable. ♥?]