Jun 11, 2007 12:19
Damn, I really need to go find that thing so I can get home. Nope, can't find it. Probably would help if I stood up. Ya know, it's been way too damn long since I wrote an entry like this. I love just saying shit as it comes to me. Someone once asked me the question "If you were in a town with only two barbers, one with great hair and one with shitty hair, which one would you go to?" The correct answer would be the one with shitty hair, because the other guy fucked it up. Put this in reality for a sec... Would you really go to the guy with fucked up hair?! Well, I wouldn't. Holy shit you won't believe this. I never moved and I found the damn papers for work!!!! Someone up there loves me!
Have you ever asked just random questions like that, though?
I mean, whenever people say "200 hoursepower" don't you wish you could get a sled or a hay wagon or a box and hook up 200 horses to it just to see if it would work? Who the hell thinks they know how 200 horses would run together? In fact, I would be willing to bet that 200 horses would probably just sit there like "fuck you, I'm not running."