CAUTION: DO NOT USE. FULL OF MEAT.

[pinkeeauraee]

Russian House has a neighboring house of off campus Oberlin students that we affectionately call Poland House. Apparently they are in the habit of using our basement and its lone laundry machine. I, for one, had no problem with this mutual understanding. BUT IF YOU PUT PORK IN OUR LANDRY MACHINE ANY MORE, I'M GOING TO GET UPSET!!!!!!!!! i'm ok with pulling out people's clothes out of the dryer, but i'm not gonna pick out bones.

i hate oberlin art projects. because now, if i wash my clothes, I'll smell like ribs. HAHAHAHAHAHA THERE'S BONES IN MY LAUNDRY MACHINE - WTF??????????????????

I'm gonna egg poland.