Ohio 101

Dec 15, 2005 17:42

Lecture 1: Why snow in 30 degree weather sucks

I approve of snow, but not this kind of snow. When it isn't cold enough outside, snow falls and fails to stay frozen once reaching the ground, creating "slush." Slush isn't good for anything. It's quite possibly the ugliest natural ground cover. I imagine that if the temperature were to drop, slush would quickly turn into a very dangerous walking/driving condition (AKA ICE (PS i haven't fallen on my ass due to ice yet)). Not to mention slush makes a horribly disgusting noise when walking on it. Trudging around campus is such a chore when everything is half-puddle/half-mud/half-snow, especially when trudging to a shitty class like linear algebra. ADDITIONALLY, slush is the devil when your shoes are less than satisfactory. which brings me to -

Lecture 2: Shoes are important - American Eagle doesn't get it

MY FEET ARE COLD
MY ONLY SHOES ARE SOAKING WET, SITTING BY THE RADIATOR

YES i dare to point fingers. i blame slush and american eagle. slush has the nerve to exist and be wet. american eagle sells shitty shoes.

Lecture 3: Snow is a different story

snow is amazing. impromptu snow fights ROCK!! if you're ever the only female involved in one, be sure to kick ass. it makes a good impression. . .

IM SO EXCITED IM ALMOST DONE WITH THIS SEMESTER!!! ENGLAND THEN CALIFORNIA!!! does anyone want to go to san fran symph Pictures and/or Tchaik 4 and Petrouchka with me???
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