CALL THE POLICE
OR MORE LIKE THE FUCKING ANTI-TERROR SQUAD FORCE CORPS!
I've had my own near death experience with home grown terror!
....or like home appliance terror.......
My espresso pot went on a suicide bombing mission this morning
THERE WAS A BANG AND I WENT TO SEE WHAT HAPPEN AND THERE WAS COFFEE EVERYWHERE
It was awful
Luckily no one was hurt, 7/21 style
But maybe the pot was just a vehicle for the coffee to attack freedom
It was from peru or some other backwards unamerican excuse for a nation
Fucking Al Qoffee attacked my kitchen
Osama bin Latte.....
I've had my own near death experience with home grown terror!
....or like home appliance terror.......
My espresso pot went on a suicide bombing mission this morning
THERE WAS A BANG AND I WENT TO SEE WHAT HAPPEN AND THERE WAS COFFEE EVERYWHERE
It was awful
Luckily no one was hurt, 7/21 style
But maybe the pot was just a vehicle for the coffee to attack freedom
It was from peru or some other backwards unamerican excuse for a nation
Fucking Al Qoffee attacked my kitchen
Osama bin Latte.....