[Voice] I'm confused...highly

[pinkdeathgod]

Ne, Kenchan...'r anyone in the house really, I gots a question! I keep seein' people mentionin' somethin' called sesch-shu-all ad-vans-ess an' I wanna know what those 're! An' why Weasel-kun would be makin' 'em with Foul-Mouth on our couch!

I don' get it, an' I wanna know!

Ya gotta tell me, okee, 'cause it's rude not t'!

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[joyinthefight]

Uh. Rest o' tha house, an' city, leave this fer me ta deal wi', please...

Ya know 'bout flirtin', righ'? I mean, ya watched Matsumoto 'round Gin, 're Shunsui 'round anyone female...

[pinkdeathgod]

Is it bad, Kenchan? Ne, why're ya bein' so's serious?

Flirtin's when ya stick yer boobies out 'r ya give 'em lots o' sake an' say funny things what make no sense?

[joyinthefight]

It ain't bad. I'd just like ta make sure there aren't things tha' get confusin', 'r get outta hand. Tha' topic can get... messy.

Yeah. Sexual advances 're a step further. They're... more directed. Means ya know yer interested in tha person yer makin' 'em wi', an' ya aren't bothered if other people know. Could be they're just lookin' fer tha rush tha' comes wi it, could be they actually care. Don't matter much, either way.

[pinkdeathgod]

Oh, okee. I was just makin' sure! Messy, like how? I don' even know why people would wanna d' anything like this, it sounds weird!

Kenchan, that's gross! Why would ya wanna make it so's everyone knows yer business, an' why d' people think other people wanna know if ya wanna show yer boobies t' people? I don' get it, an' I don' think I ever will. Weasel-kun doesn' even have boobies, an' I ain' seen him drinkin' sake so's why would he wanna d' beyond flirty things with Foul-mouth? An' if they ain' bothered if other people know does that mean they're gonna d' gross beyond flirty things when I'm tryin' t' eat, 'cause I'll pop 'em one if they d'!

[joyinthefight]

Messy 'cause some people'd have fun makin' it more confusin', 'r they'd throw in details tha' ya don't need. Not all'd do tha', but enough would.

First o' all, dunno why ya'd do things in public. 'specially if they know there's someone runnin' 'round who ain't an adult yet. If they do somethin' an' ya see it an' it bugs ya, pop 'em all ya want. Kick 'em too.

Some people like ta show off, 'r some just don't care if others know. An'... there're tha type tha' wanna make sure everyone else knows the person's wi' them. Some get married ta prove it, some just show off.

Ya don't gotta have boobs ya be interested in doin' more'n flirtin', nor do ya gotta be drunk. Bein' drunk just makes it come out more often, 'cause they don't have as much control o' themselves.

It's a different sort o' relationship.

[pinkdeathgod]

Why would people wanna make it more confusin' for me? That ain' nice...

I WILL! AN' I'LL TELL 'EM YA SAID I COULD! I ain' gonna stand by while people get all stupid like Big-boobies does when she drinks t' much an' I don' need t' hear silly stuffs like Flower-coat-taichou says t' Glasses-fukutaichou! I tell 'em that t', an' she don' like when he says that stuffs anyway!

I know what gettin' married is, I think! Ain' that when t' people give each other rings an' vow t' stay together? Kinda like us, but without the ring-thingies! An' how is that showin' off?

I dunno...Flower-coat-taichou's kinda got boobies. They ain' as big as Big-boobies but they're there! I've been drunk plenty o' times an' I've never tried t' show my girly-parts 'r said somethin' dumb!

Like...Pachinko-head an' Feather-brow?

[joyinthefight]

Some people have fun by bein' not nice.

Good. Yeah, 'xactly.

Uh. Not... not like us. Yeah, we're gonna stay tagether, but it's a different sort o' tagether. See, there's a difference 'tween father an' daughter love an' boyfriend an' girlfriend 'r whatever gender-friend love.

As far as showin' off goes... see, say Shunsui wound up just stickin' ta one girl instead o' whatever has legs an' walks past. Then tha' girl'd be proud o' tha fact tha' he's just wi' her, an' try ta show off wi' him. Likely, it'd backfire, an' Shunsui'd be wi' someone else in a couple more days, but tha' don't matter. Anyways, she'd try ta show off by kissin' him an' other stuff 'round tha city.

'cause ya got sense. An' ya got someone wi' ya most o' tha time ya get drunk, someone who cares enough ta keep ya from doin' somethin' ya'd regret.

...Yeah. They can be like tha'...

[pinkdeathgod]

Those people 're jerks, then.

Yay! Ne Kenchan, ya like when I beat up people!

Oooh, I see! So's while we love each other lots it's different than the sechs-shu-all type love-thing? I gotta remember that!

I don' think Flower-Coat-taichou would ever d' that! He really seems t' like bein' all drunk an' lazy with any lady he see's! I ain' a lady though, I'm a bad ass o' Division eleven! Why would people kiss 'round the city an' not when they're alone? I mean, if they love each other then people will see it without them bein' gross an' swappin' spit!

I think the only thing I'd regret when drinkin' is eatin' t' much candy 'r drinkin' t' much! Sometimes drinkin' with Floppy-hair-fukutaichou means listenin' t' him talk an' that's regrettable!

It's 'cause they're real good friends!

[joyinthefight]

Yeah. Though they can be interestin'. I'd say Gin fit inta tha' group. An' o' course I like it when ya beat up people, I taught ya how ta. Means yer learnin' from me.

Very different, yeah.

I was tryin' ta explain through an example, but yeah, it ain't all tha' fittin'. They just don't have a lot o' self control, tha's all.

Yeah. Nothin' more borin' than hearin' how he hates battle an' tha's why he's in tha third, 'r mopin' 'bout his Taichou bein' gone.

An' maybe more, tha way they act sometimes... Yeah. Tha's it.