[A cheerful humming can be heard as Yachiru is seen setting up what could only be an epic battle scene. The occasional hyper giggle is heard as she carefully places the
various spectators around the room, with
a judge between two warring Gladiators as the
Emperor glares at them.
The first
combatant looks ready to go as he stares down his
oppponent. Within moments a true war is raging, confetti candy blood flying everywhere before a giant bunny rages onto the scene and begins pushing viewers and fighters around to apparently make a nest!
The scene widens as a pink-haired monster shoves her face into view, hair going everywhere and bits of candy stuck to her face. Letting out an unearthly battle cry "WAAAAAAAAAAGH!" she begins to search the room.]
"I AM THE GREAT ANCIENT YACHI-RU, OWNER OF THE GREAT BUNNY-BUN, AN' I DEMAND TRIBUTE!
The Great Yachi-ru finds her candy supply is lacking, an' will rampage across the house until appropriate Snackrifice is delivered!
She will tear through yer room like a whirlin' dervish!
She will draw pictures all over yer books an' draw on yer faces!
She will dine upon the restless souls of the candies of chocolate past, an' do so until her ginormous appetite is sated!
BRING ME - THE SNACKRIFICE!"
[more giggling is heard as girl and bunny flee the room in a cloud of speed, shrieking loudly all the while]