Aug 28, 2008 12:56
[*the PCD picks up the sounds of someone apparently throwing a tsunami level tantrum. Things are crashing to the ground, living things running in fear...good stuff*]
I don' get it!
It ain' fair!
All I wanna d' is run 'round without my pants an' everyone gets all weird, but if the guys wanna show off their fancy new lady-parts everyone makes comments an' seems fine!
I growed these man-parts an' I wanna show 'em off, but 'pparently that ain' cool! Just 'cause I got dangly bits!
Wait...I get it now. This is all 'cause I'm short, right? Yer all a bunch o' bloody sizeists!
WELL FINE, I'M GONNA GO RUN 'ROUND IN THE WASTES HITTIN' THINGS 'NTIL I GOT MY GIRLY-BITS BACK, AN' ALL YA WEIRDOS CAN JUST DEAL!
...ain' nobody gonna question my lack o' pants there.
wingle,
peen,
*event,
i haet pants,
sizeist bastards