[Voice] ...it's the peen, huh?

Aug 28, 2008 12:56

[*the PCD picks up the sounds of someone apparently throwing a tsunami level tantrum. Things are crashing to the ground, living things running in fear...good stuff*]

I don' get it!

It ain' fair!

All I wanna d' is run 'round without my pants an' everyone gets all weird, but if the guys wanna show off their fancy new lady-parts everyone makes comments an' seems fine!

I growed these man-parts an' I wanna show 'em off, but 'pparently that ain' cool! Just 'cause I got dangly bits!

Wait...I get it now. This is all 'cause I'm short, right? Yer all a bunch o' bloody sizeists!

WELL FINE, I'M GONNA GO RUN 'ROUND IN THE WASTES HITTIN' THINGS 'NTIL I GOT MY GIRLY-BITS BACK, AN' ALL YA WEIRDOS CAN JUST DEAL!

...ain' nobody gonna question my lack o' pants there.

wingle, peen, *event, i haet pants, sizeist bastards

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