Well...that was interesting...
I slept over at Emily's house (well. Technically, it's her sister Julie's house) with the Slovakian and obviously, Emily. We ate at Rio Grande for dinner whilst discussing ballsacks...aka scrotums. Wouldn't you like to know.
After that we were bored, so we decided just to drive around for a little bit. A bunch of people invited us to go bowling, but it was too late and I think it was like far away in Fairfax or something...? But yeah. So then we were just driving around past people's houses that we knew.
Somehow, this lead to deciding to scare Rosemary by jumping out at her when she got back from bowling...so we were strategizing aka running and jumping creepily in the dark in Rosemary's backyard, and then she came home. So Emily tried to scare her, but I'm not sure it succeeded. Then I spent like half an hour trying to teach Slovak and Cuban Man how to do cheerleading stunts so they could lift me up to the computer room window where I could knock on it and scare Rosemary...this was not successful. So then Slovak makes the brilliant idea that we go into Rosemary's garage...this of course makes a lot of noise and we can hear her parents coming downstairs so we throw it all to heck and run out of the garage, slamming the garage door as we do so, OBviously.
So then Slovak runs to my car and Emily and I are crouched behind Rosemary's car and she says, "I'm going to go get my phone and call Rosemary" and runs off to my car, leaving me alone behind Rosemary's car. Needless to say, her parents come out and discover me all by my lonesome, creepily crouching behind Rosemary's car at like 1:00 in the morning...and I don't think they've ever met me. And of course, Slovak and Emily wouldn't come out of my car and let them know that it wasn't just me creepily creeping around their house and going into their garage. So I have to sit there and try to explain everything, while they just look at me like they've never seen a wierder person...well I was furious. I made Slovak get out of the car and walk back to Julie's house and then I left them both there...for about an hour.
Then I returned, only to hear about how they had like walked to Harris Teeter at 2:00 in the morning (which is slightly before I returned) for magazines and Vanilla Coke and saw Hugh, who was also walking (...?) and who was talking to them until he sketchily said, "OH! I almost forgot. I have to go run an errand" and walked off into the creepy dark alley part of the Lee Harrison shopping center. Oh Hughey. What a sketch character (hahahahaha).
And as exciting as that story was, 'bye.
After that we were bored, so we decided just to drive around for a little bit. A bunch of people invited us to go bowling, but it was too late and I think it was like far away in Fairfax or something...? But yeah. So then we were just driving around past people's houses that we knew.
Somehow, this lead to deciding to scare Rosemary by jumping out at her when she got back from bowling...so we were strategizing aka running and jumping creepily in the dark in Rosemary's backyard, and then she came home. So Emily tried to scare her, but I'm not sure it succeeded. Then I spent like half an hour trying to teach Slovak and Cuban Man how to do cheerleading stunts so they could lift me up to the computer room window where I could knock on it and scare Rosemary...this was not successful. So then Slovak makes the brilliant idea that we go into Rosemary's garage...this of course makes a lot of noise and we can hear her parents coming downstairs so we throw it all to heck and run out of the garage, slamming the garage door as we do so, OBviously.
So then Slovak runs to my car and Emily and I are crouched behind Rosemary's car and she says, "I'm going to go get my phone and call Rosemary" and runs off to my car, leaving me alone behind Rosemary's car. Needless to say, her parents come out and discover me all by my lonesome, creepily crouching behind Rosemary's car at like 1:00 in the morning...and I don't think they've ever met me. And of course, Slovak and Emily wouldn't come out of my car and let them know that it wasn't just me creepily creeping around their house and going into their garage. So I have to sit there and try to explain everything, while they just look at me like they've never seen a wierder person...well I was furious. I made Slovak get out of the car and walk back to Julie's house and then I left them both there...for about an hour.
Then I returned, only to hear about how they had like walked to Harris Teeter at 2:00 in the morning (which is slightly before I returned) for magazines and Vanilla Coke and saw Hugh, who was also walking (...?) and who was talking to them until he sketchily said, "OH! I almost forgot. I have to go run an errand" and walked off into the creepy dark alley part of the Lee Harrison shopping center. Oh Hughey. What a sketch character (hahahahaha).
And as exciting as that story was, 'bye.