(no subject)
to alee:
i'm sorry you got locked out of your room. You're really tired... hopefully this will make you feel better in the morning. Even though you don't want to call security. Whatever.
However, you are kind of cool. No... you are ricock-ulus. Whatever that means.
It's 2:00 am... and you are very tired. I know this because you are in my room. Lying down. I can see your butt. But that's another issue.
Are you sure you don't want security's number? Because they can help. Maybe not with your butt, but with your lock.
$50 is a small price to pay for some privacy in a triple. That's right.... a triple.
"Triples suck" That's what you said but not me. However, I would not know because I only have a double. With wooden floors And private bathrooms. You have to share yours with boys. That have hair. A lot of it. All over. Maybe you can ask one of them to let you sleep on their bed in exchange for some favors. I will not mention what those favors are... but you should know because you have really developed knees.
Just kidding. No favors... you are a prudent lady.... with a prudent lifestyle, and you are in my room. Which means, you abide by the laws of nature... because if you didn't you'd be superman. But your not... you're not even batman. You're just alee. A-LEE. THat is your name.
Good day,
Maria
i'm sorry you got locked out of your room. You're really tired... hopefully this will make you feel better in the morning. Even though you don't want to call security. Whatever.
However, you are kind of cool. No... you are ricock-ulus. Whatever that means.
It's 2:00 am... and you are very tired. I know this because you are in my room. Lying down. I can see your butt. But that's another issue.
Are you sure you don't want security's number? Because they can help. Maybe not with your butt, but with your lock.
$50 is a small price to pay for some privacy in a triple. That's right.... a triple.
"Triples suck" That's what you said but not me. However, I would not know because I only have a double. With wooden floors And private bathrooms. You have to share yours with boys. That have hair. A lot of it. All over. Maybe you can ask one of them to let you sleep on their bed in exchange for some favors. I will not mention what those favors are... but you should know because you have really developed knees.
Just kidding. No favors... you are a prudent lady.... with a prudent lifestyle, and you are in my room. Which means, you abide by the laws of nature... because if you didn't you'd be superman. But your not... you're not even batman. You're just alee. A-LEE. THat is your name.
Good day,
Maria