I hope a leech bites your bum!
It's story time, bitches! (sorry i'm not as cool as Andy Dick :0\)
So we scrimmaged all soccer practice. Around our field, we have little ditches (like you see on the side of roads), filled with dirty water/looks like a sewer.
Anyway, this girl Ilene kicked the ball into the ditch, so we said, "You go get it now!". The water was really deep. So she was like, "Can someone give me a hand!?" so I was like, "Sure Ilene :0)". She grabbed for my hand while reaching for the ball...I totally pulled my hand back, and she fell in. It was great. I am great. hahaha So then she was like, "You stupid c_ _ _ bag b_ _ _ _!!!"
So, again, this spankie kicked the ball in the sewer again...and was like, "SOMEONE HELP ME GET IT!" so I ran up behind her and pushed her in. YES!!! I am really amazing. hahahaha
The End.
Hm, I'm going to go watch Cold Mountain now.
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So we scrimmaged all soccer practice. Around our field, we have little ditches (like you see on the side of roads), filled with dirty water/looks like a sewer.
Anyway, this girl Ilene kicked the ball into the ditch, so we said, "You go get it now!". The water was really deep. So she was like, "Can someone give me a hand!?" so I was like, "Sure Ilene :0)". She grabbed for my hand while reaching for the ball...I totally pulled my hand back, and she fell in. It was great. I am great. hahaha So then she was like, "You stupid c_ _ _ bag b_ _ _ _!!!"
So, again, this spankie kicked the ball in the sewer again...and was like, "SOMEONE HELP ME GET IT!" so I ran up behind her and pushed her in. YES!!! I am really amazing. hahahaha
The End.
Hm, I'm going to go watch Cold Mountain now.
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