Christmas Tree Wang
That was the hardest I have laughed in a very, very long time.
The office manager brought in an artificial Christmas tree for us to put up and decorate. We put it up and I noticed that the ornaments that the manager brought in were round and flesh-colored. Being the kind of gal that I am, I hung 2 balls on the same branch, hence making them resemble a nutsack. We had a few laughs but then Angie came up and saw them. Her little perverted mind started working and decided that we needed to put a straw the end of the branch. So we put the straw there, it was mildly humorous, but then we looked at each other and had the same idea....we ran to the fridge and scoured it for a hot dog.
As luck would have it, there was 1 wiener and a little packet of Mayo in the fridge. Amid hysterical laughter and digging in the drawers for a twist-tie to hold it to the tree, we inserted the straw into the weiner and tied it to the branch. Ang then proceeds to squeeze the Mayo onto the end of the weenie. The resut was as follows:
Oh, it gets better. About this time, the CEO of the company drives up and walks in the office. Thank God he thought it was funny and laughed at our childish antics. Then, as if that isn't enough, we decide that we need pictures of us doing things to our new "ornament." I'll let your imaginations run wild with that one (NOT showing those pictures on here either). <<>>> OMG, let me just say that my stomach hurts pretty damn bad from laughing so hard.
It's times like these that I love working for ASI. :)