Temporary Deafness.....PLEASE!
If ever there has been a day where I would want a physical impairment, today would be that day. I would wish to be temporarily DEAF! This lady that sits katty-cornered from me is DRIVING ME UP THE FUCKING WALL! Her voice couln't be more nasally if she were holding her nose closed. It's terrible. Not only is it nasally, it's loud. I'm talking like 120 decibels here. Her voice carries from one end of the building to the other, so it's inescapable.
Now, if she only talked once in a while, or if she said something VALID, USEFUL, or WORTHWHILE when speaking, then I could handle her shrill voice. However, this woman talks to anyone about everything!! She's the kind of person who talks just so they can hear the sound of their own voice. She's also the kind of person who craves attention. Therefore, this causes her to talk to herself, sigh, and curse at random JUST SO people will ask her what's wrong. It's sooooooooooooooooo annoying. I see right through her, so I never ask her what's wrong. In fact, I rarely talk to her at all....only when absolutely necessary.
She's fake, she's loud, she's shrill, she's annoying.....just reiterating for you. She's also a huge whore. She's married, but she flirts with any warm body with a donger. Makes no difference your age, marital status, or physical appearance. Hey, I gotta give her some credit...at least she doesn't discriminate. Now, if it were only flirting, that would be one thing. However, there is MUCH evidence to support the fact that she does much much more than flirt. Exhibit #1- phone sex. As I mentioned, I sit close to her, so I hear everything she says even when she's whispering on the phone. The only time she whispers is when she's having phone sex or making plans to "meet up" with someone later. Yeah, it's sick.
Okay, I'm done venting about her. Sorry. For my final observation.....cats poop a lot! Cleaning litter boxes is not so much fun, but I did notice that cats poop a ton relative to their weight and size. Interesting (and gross).