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So. I got paid yesterday. That was exciting. I got 136 dollars. I only get 68 of it, though. Half is for my bank account.
I went to try on Allie's corset in the bathroom but when I came back she had gotten on the bus. I need to find her and give it back. Especially because she was so adamant about not letting me borrow it.
I've been thinking about depression a lot. It's like I only need a little nudge to fall again.
But don't worry, this isn't gonna turn into an emo journal. I don't like subjecting people to that. Like, I know this is my journal, but I feel like I'm somehow being rude when I whine on here.
Anyway, I will post my notes from science, because they will make me feel happy, and hopefully entertain and educate you plebes.
Rudolf Virshaw:"Cells beget cells!"
Scientific community: "but ze cellz, zey come from 'poof!'"
Rudolf Virshaw: "No. There is no 'poof!'"
John Needham: "Yay! Cookified gravy! Yay! Non-cookified gravy!"
(a few days later)
John Needham:"Maggots come from 'poof!'"
Fransisco Redi:"Here is the steaks. Here is the cover-fied steak"
(a few days later)
Fransisco Redi:"Maggots come not from 'Poof!'"
Lazzarro Spalazani: "Sealed gravy, non-sealed gravy."
(a few days later)
Lazzarro Spalazani: "Maggots still don't come from 'POOF!'"
Scientific Community: "YOU FAIL!"
Louis Pasteur; "Oooh I takes dis gooseneck bottle... I put in the gravy... and I have the non-gooseneck non sealed bottle of gravy..."
(a few days later)
Louis Pasteur: "MAGGOTS STILL DON"T FREAKIN GO 'POOF!'"
Scientific Commnity: "Okay. Maybe life not come from 'poof!'"
And so Louis Pasteur saved the world from the perils of the "poof!" theory.
The end.
Yeah... those were the actual notes I took in science class. Me=CRAZY.
But that did make me feel better.
I went to try on Allie's corset in the bathroom but when I came back she had gotten on the bus. I need to find her and give it back. Especially because she was so adamant about not letting me borrow it.
I've been thinking about depression a lot. It's like I only need a little nudge to fall again.
But don't worry, this isn't gonna turn into an emo journal. I don't like subjecting people to that. Like, I know this is my journal, but I feel like I'm somehow being rude when I whine on here.
Anyway, I will post my notes from science, because they will make me feel happy, and hopefully entertain and educate you plebes.
Rudolf Virshaw:"Cells beget cells!"
Scientific community: "but ze cellz, zey come from 'poof!'"
Rudolf Virshaw: "No. There is no 'poof!'"
John Needham: "Yay! Cookified gravy! Yay! Non-cookified gravy!"
(a few days later)
John Needham:"Maggots come from 'poof!'"
Fransisco Redi:"Here is the steaks. Here is the cover-fied steak"
(a few days later)
Fransisco Redi:"Maggots come not from 'Poof!'"
Lazzarro Spalazani: "Sealed gravy, non-sealed gravy."
(a few days later)
Lazzarro Spalazani: "Maggots still don't come from 'POOF!'"
Scientific Community: "YOU FAIL!"
Louis Pasteur; "Oooh I takes dis gooseneck bottle... I put in the gravy... and I have the non-gooseneck non sealed bottle of gravy..."
(a few days later)
Louis Pasteur: "MAGGOTS STILL DON"T FREAKIN GO 'POOF!'"
Scientific Commnity: "Okay. Maybe life not come from 'poof!'"
And so Louis Pasteur saved the world from the perils of the "poof!" theory.
The end.
Yeah... those were the actual notes I took in science class. Me=CRAZY.
But that did make me feel better.