There is room for only four of us, and you were not invited

Mar 10, 2010 16:35

[ATTENTION CUNNINGHAM LANE!!! As well as all it's associates, innocent bystanders, local representative, pets, robots, countries, drones, vampires, transvestites, middle schoolers, lolis, shotas, shamans, zombies, pokemons, koopas, and anything that may have slipped this poor, pathetic narrator's memory; yes this means even you, viewers!Meet your ( Read more... )

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vaimoksein March 11 2010, 00:23:36 UTC
[YOU POOR SOUL. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WHEN I DENY THINGS AND NOBODY CARES. LET'S CRY TOGETHER.

....But for now Finland is simply staring at this man with a slightly curious expression.]

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pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 00:31:19 UTC
Ah-- WIFE, HURRY! THE STOVE IS IN FIRE! [jumps into a bush.]

No it's not silly!

Yes it is! Now, hurry and stop it!

Ohhhh-kay! I'll play your game! You always were a silly one. Try not to eat any bugs while you're in there, honey! [drone disappears into house.... Nozomu, on the other hand... will remain in the bush a little bit longer.]

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vaimoksein March 11 2010, 01:25:08 UTC
I'M NOT YOUR WI-

[....Oh. Um, okay. Not awkward at all.

But then again, you're the one in the bush.]

Um, have you already called the fire department?

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pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 01:43:21 UTC


I'm trying to get rid of her. [Isn't this OBVIOUS?! sobb]

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vaimoksein March 11 2010, 01:48:28 UTC
....Right!

[WE KNEW THAT. I-IT WAS A JOKE, MAN.]

Are you alright?

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pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 01:50:48 UTC
What does it look like?!

[Still.

In.

that.

bush.]

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vaimoksein March 11 2010, 01:54:42 UTC
Don't worry, okay? There are normal nice people who want to help you, so you don't have to hide, okay?

[WHAT ARE THESE MOTHERLY INSTINCTS, THEY ARE LIES]

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Making canon referances is totally legit are you kidding me? pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 01:57:14 UTC
[pokes head out.]

She's not my wife!

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Definitely. vaimoksein March 11 2010, 02:06:13 UTC
[THOSE WORDS ARE NOT FAMILIAR AT ALL.]

I never said she was!

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pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 02:13:34 UTC
A nice woman would not tell me lies of that extreme.

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vaimoksein March 11 2010, 02:18:27 UTC
I'M NOT A WOMAN!

[Totally. Missing. It.]

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pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 02:23:10 UTC
What?!

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vaimoksein March 11 2010, 02:29:08 UTC
I'm a boy, can't you tell?!

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pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 02:36:06 UTC
When did anybody say you were a girl?!

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vaimoksein March 11 2010, 02:37:03 UTC
You did!

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1/3 pinkandsadness March 11 2010, 02:50:33 UTC
No I di--

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