In response to clothsprogs et al...

[pink_sweater_uk]

Yes. Unsettling, isn't it?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, pink_sweater_uk sent to me...

Twelve philipispdrs drumming
Eleven sneerpouts piping
Ten conventions a-leaping
Nine corsets dancing
Eight kittens a-milking
Seven cats a-gaming
Six fans a-fencing
Five ave-e-e-engers
Four soundtracks
Three comics
Two star wars
...and a burlesque in a pedantry.