I. AM. NEVER. HAVING. CHILDREN. EVER.
I hate children. I hate them.
I got no sleep. The little fuckers have been up since o-dark-thirty running around, screeching, chasing my poor beleaguered cats, and generally making a mess of the place. I am not a morning person. I''m a night person, and thus went to bed LATE. So I've had maybe 2 hours of sleep that wasn't broken all apart by some screaming little snotrag.
Forget putting my head in the oven. I'm ready to stick those fuckin kids in the oven.
I got no sleep. The little fuckers have been up since o-dark-thirty running around, screeching, chasing my poor beleaguered cats, and generally making a mess of the place. I am not a morning person. I''m a night person, and thus went to bed LATE. So I've had maybe 2 hours of sleep that wasn't broken all apart by some screaming little snotrag.
Forget putting my head in the oven. I'm ready to stick those fuckin kids in the oven.