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my mom got this email and its pretty funny lol so i thought id put it on here cuz john kerry is an idiot.
I am John Kerry.
I was against the first Iraq war. I am against the second Iraq war, but I
voted for it. Now I'm against it but I was for it. I support the UN. I'm
against terrorism and against the Iraq war. But I voted for the Iraq war.
So, I voted against the first war and supported the second war, wait.....
I'm against gay marriage but for gay unions. I support gays but think the
San Francisco mayor is wrong. I support gay marriages. No, wait, gay unions.
I'm Catholic. Wait, I'm Jewish. My dad was Jewish. But I was raised
Catholic. What am I? I don't want to confuse people.
I am for abortions, but wait, I'm Catholic, and Catholics are pro-life. But
I might consider putting pro-life judges in office, but I'm not sure. I do
know I voted for a pro-life judge, but I stated that it was a mistake.
yeah well ttyl livejournals gay. BYE
*MiCheLLe*