When in doubt: Drink a 5th!
Well, Friday when you had a snow day I was still suspended so I woke up at 8 and then Heather came at 9. We smoked and then went to Subway. Heather did a incredable act of courage and a 5th of Malibu appeared. Christina came and we drank the whole 5th and it was a very good time. Playing card games til you get waisted is always the right thing to do. I then went to work at 5 feeling very sick and very hungover. After work I passed out and I don't know what it is about winter but being sober just sucks. You all suck too. Where's my beer?