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a girl poem!
>>Girl Poem
>>
>>A Poem For Us:
>>
>>I shave my legs,
>>I sit down to pee.
>>And i can justify
>>any shopping spree.
>>
>>Don't go to a barber,
>>but a beauty salon.
>>I can get a message
>>without a hard-on.
>>
>>I can balance the checkbook,
>>Ican pump my own gas.
>>Can talk to my friends,
>>about the size of my ass.
>>
>>My beauty's a masterpiece
>>and yes, it takes long.
>>At least i can admit to
>>others when i'm wrong.
>>
>>I don't drive in circles,
>>at any cost.
>>And i don't have a problem,
>>admitting i'm lost.
>>
>>I never forget,
>>an important date.
>>You just gotta deal with it,
>>I'm usually late.
>>
>>I don't watch movies,
>>with lots of gore.
>>Don't need instant reply,
>>to remember the score.
>>
>>I won't lose my hair,
>>I don't get jock itch.
>>And just cause i'm assertive,
>>Don't call me a BITCH!
>>
>>Don't say to your friends,
>>oh yeah, i can get her.
>>In your dreams, my dear,
>>I can do better!
>>
>>Flowers are okay,
>>But jewelry's best.
>>Look at me idiot....
>>Not at my chest????
>>
>>I don't have a problem,
>>With expressing my feelings.
>>I know when you're lying,
>>You look at the ceiling.
>>
>>DON'T call me a GIRL,
>>a BABE or a CHICK.
>>
>>I'M A WOMAN.
>>
>>GET IT
>>
>>YOU
>>
>>DICK!
hehe i like that!
i found the poem wen i was lookin @ mevans lj comments amit posted it on
mevan was talkin about she cant wait till menopause, neither can i but i would like kids!
>>Girl Poem
>>
>>A Poem For Us:
>>
>>I shave my legs,
>>I sit down to pee.
>>And i can justify
>>any shopping spree.
>>
>>Don't go to a barber,
>>but a beauty salon.
>>I can get a message
>>without a hard-on.
>>
>>I can balance the checkbook,
>>Ican pump my own gas.
>>Can talk to my friends,
>>about the size of my ass.
>>
>>My beauty's a masterpiece
>>and yes, it takes long.
>>At least i can admit to
>>others when i'm wrong.
>>
>>I don't drive in circles,
>>at any cost.
>>And i don't have a problem,
>>admitting i'm lost.
>>
>>I never forget,
>>an important date.
>>You just gotta deal with it,
>>I'm usually late.
>>
>>I don't watch movies,
>>with lots of gore.
>>Don't need instant reply,
>>to remember the score.
>>
>>I won't lose my hair,
>>I don't get jock itch.
>>And just cause i'm assertive,
>>Don't call me a BITCH!
>>
>>Don't say to your friends,
>>oh yeah, i can get her.
>>In your dreams, my dear,
>>I can do better!
>>
>>Flowers are okay,
>>But jewelry's best.
>>Look at me idiot....
>>Not at my chest????
>>
>>I don't have a problem,
>>With expressing my feelings.
>>I know when you're lying,
>>You look at the ceiling.
>>
>>DON'T call me a GIRL,
>>a BABE or a CHICK.
>>
>>I'M A WOMAN.
>>
>>GET IT
>>
>>YOU
>>
>>DICK!
hehe i like that!
i found the poem wen i was lookin @ mevans lj comments amit posted it on
mevan was talkin about she cant wait till menopause, neither can i but i would like kids!