Free Jobs

Apr 07, 2005 08:28

Attention Jobless wonders!

Too much free time?

Still can't afford that New Kids on the Block dvd boxset?

Girfriend calling you a complete fucking moron because you suck and can't find work?

...your prayers have been answered! Well... maybe...

STAPLES JOB FAIR * *

This Saturday 9am - 2pm
Just bring your sorry ass along with a resume and follow the others like a load of sheep.
Part time and full time positions available.

Starting pay 8.50 an hour and up.

Why would I help you ask? Well... yes.. there is something in it for me.
If you get hired and work for 3 months I get 100 bucks.
So tell you what? You apply, I give you a refferal, work for 3 months, then me, you, and 100 dollars go
get silly drunk? Or we can just split if 50/50?

Anyways, if your interested for real;
Get ahold of me either by:
Email: Oldskoool@hotmail.com (or MSN)
Cell: 497-2929
...then I'll give you a refferal card which places you at the top of selection.

Remember its this saturday.

Well.... I'll see ya.....
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