Another Sunday
Sometimes I feel very repetative even typing on this thing cause I never really have much relevant to say. But I guess that is the point of a livejournal... to rant about anything. Be it important or not.
So I just wanna express something here first. I'm not one to sit and gaze at a pornographic internet site but sometimes while searching for topics on this here internet you can't help but enter your normal non-perverted topic (ie: Gardening) and not somehow end up with a porn pop-up or site appearing. I'm just wondering why the makers of the pornographic industry insult our intellegence. I mean, they slap a 35 year old womans hair in pig-tails and give her a lollipop and all of a sudden they can call her a "Teen". Anyways. I just find that funny. (For the record I'm not perverted and do not regularly check out porn sites)
Question time:
You meet a wizard downtown. The wizard tells you he can make you more attractive if you pay him money. When you ask how this process works, the wiard points to a random person on the street. You look at this random stranger. The wizard says, "I will now make them a dollar more attractive." He waves his magic wand. Then this person does not change at all: as far as you can tell, nothign is different. But somehow this person is suddenly a litle more appealing. The difference is invisible to the naked eye, but you can't deny that this person is sexier. This wizard has a weird rule though, you can only pay him once. You can't keep giving him money until you're satisfied. You can only pay im one lump sum up front.
How much cash do you give the wizard?
gahh.. that is all.
- Keep it real
So I just wanna express something here first. I'm not one to sit and gaze at a pornographic internet site but sometimes while searching for topics on this here internet you can't help but enter your normal non-perverted topic (ie: Gardening) and not somehow end up with a porn pop-up or site appearing. I'm just wondering why the makers of the pornographic industry insult our intellegence. I mean, they slap a 35 year old womans hair in pig-tails and give her a lollipop and all of a sudden they can call her a "Teen". Anyways. I just find that funny. (For the record I'm not perverted and do not regularly check out porn sites)
Question time:
You meet a wizard downtown. The wizard tells you he can make you more attractive if you pay him money. When you ask how this process works, the wiard points to a random person on the street. You look at this random stranger. The wizard says, "I will now make them a dollar more attractive." He waves his magic wand. Then this person does not change at all: as far as you can tell, nothign is different. But somehow this person is suddenly a litle more appealing. The difference is invisible to the naked eye, but you can't deny that this person is sexier. This wizard has a weird rule though, you can only pay him once. You can't keep giving him money until you're satisfied. You can only pay im one lump sum up front.
How much cash do you give the wizard?
gahh.. that is all.
- Keep it real