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San Fran rocked! I won't really go into details. But some highlites:
Two boys from a Nebraska all-boys boarding school when asked if they ever see girls: "sometimes, there's an all-girls school nearby. But I don't know if you could call it that cuz all of them look like men." hmm nice comment guys
When talking to the chief justice one must never use "you", always chief justice. So when Korostoff (a guy btw), who was counsel, called him "you" and was reprimanded, he replies, "I'm so sorry sexy fabulous honorable chief justice!". This is the same guy who, when told he was allowed to wear the robe w/ gold stripes for being so smart, asks, "would anyone object to my going commando underneath?" one word: ewwwww.
Counsel, as previously mentioned, must use absolute respect when talking to the justices. Which was great when one of them asks a stupid question to my partner, and she blurts out, "that doesn't even make sense!"
the XYZ affair-ie. a guy gets up to speak w/ his fly all the way down. so one of the justices says, "excuse me, but would you do us the favor of zipping up your fly?" and he doesn't hear, so she repeats it, louder. twice. He finally gets it when everyone in the room (about 100 people) screams out, "xyz!"
And last but not least...
Harvard hotties! Especially one that looks exactly like Jake Gyllenhall! Ahh!
Pictures to come.
Two boys from a Nebraska all-boys boarding school when asked if they ever see girls: "sometimes, there's an all-girls school nearby. But I don't know if you could call it that cuz all of them look like men." hmm nice comment guys
When talking to the chief justice one must never use "you", always chief justice. So when Korostoff (a guy btw), who was counsel, called him "you" and was reprimanded, he replies, "I'm so sorry sexy fabulous honorable chief justice!". This is the same guy who, when told he was allowed to wear the robe w/ gold stripes for being so smart, asks, "would anyone object to my going commando underneath?" one word: ewwwww.
Counsel, as previously mentioned, must use absolute respect when talking to the justices. Which was great when one of them asks a stupid question to my partner, and she blurts out, "that doesn't even make sense!"
the XYZ affair-ie. a guy gets up to speak w/ his fly all the way down. so one of the justices says, "excuse me, but would you do us the favor of zipping up your fly?" and he doesn't hear, so she repeats it, louder. twice. He finally gets it when everyone in the room (about 100 people) screams out, "xyz!"
And last but not least...
Harvard hotties! Especially one that looks exactly like Jake Gyllenhall! Ahh!
Pictures to come.