the atlantic, pacific, and indian oceans together are not enough to house the bucketloads of tears that are streaming down my face at this point in my life because i am laughing so hard.
i decided it would be a wonderful idea to take nondrowsy cough medicine and watch old backstreet boys performances directly after. not a good combination if you plan to maintain your sanity.
i am seriously dying, at what point are you on stage like "i think this is a great time to hump the stage, what do you guys think? alright i'm going for it" LOL i can't stop laughing. i actually think i may asphyxiate because i cannot get enough oxygen in.
that is all.
oh and also:
big joy
...not so big joy?
interpret that as you will LOL.
oh and ALSO
edit 3:
ALSOER
moleon is the new molex
lmfao MOLEON i cried. CRIED.