OMFG THAT TRASH ONE LEGIT SCARED ME AND I HAD TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH IT AND PUT MY HAND TO MY CHEST AND WEEP. SRSLY. CRABS AND LOBSTERS ARE LIKE GIANT SPIDERS AND I HATEEEEEEE SPIDERS
LOL I KNOW for some reason i thought it'd be a fabulous idea to look up "scary crabs" on google images right before i went to sleep so i figured if it scared everyone we could all have nightmares togeth
haha of course it's real, that thing is the, like, lars frederiksen of crustaceans. totally punk rock and scary but it probably would be a sweetheart if you ever talked to it. unfortunately crabs don't talk so i'd probably just find something big and heavy to smash its body with. note: i do not condone smashing lars frederiksen's body.
also i am assuming your daveylove is some sick joke cause that man is for real creepy as hell lmao. his hair has no luster, it's the excess glitter from his eyeshadow. creepy motherfucker. ahhh!
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also i am assuming your daveylove is some sick joke cause that man is for real creepy as hell lmao. his hair has no luster, it's the excess glitter from his eyeshadow. creepy motherfucker. ahhh!
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