Here ya go, ladies...
Here ya go, ladies...the comebacks you've always needed
>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>Woman: Hiding from you.
>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>Woman: Do not enter.
>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>Woman: Unfertilized.
>Man: Your body is like a temple.
>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?
>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
>Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>Woman: Hiding from you.
>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
>Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>Woman: Do not enter.
>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>Woman: Unfertilized.
>Man: Your body is like a temple.
>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?
>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
>Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
>Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together