Snowflake drivers!
Hey you!
Yeah, you, miss special snowflake in the oversized truck.
Yeah I mean YOU.
Now, this may come as a shock to you, and leave you clutching your pearls, but, every single make and model Dodge vehicle ever has turn signals as standard equipment.
Now, what do I mean by that? I mean that you can flip a switch inside your mobile throne. This will cause a light on the outside of your truck to flash and tell the world when you intend to turn. This includes that Ram 3500 big-assed mama-jama you drive. How is this helpful? It keeps me from walking thru an intersection and into your truck's path because I thought you was going to go straight.
160 pounds of flesh and bone doesn't do so well against 3 tons of steel and fiberglass.
So next time you want to turn try using the turn signal instead of zipping around a corner blaring your horn at the poor pedestrian in the crosswalk. See, what you don't know is I HAD A FUCKING STROKE AND DON'T WALK SO FAST. If you had indicated you wish to turn I would have gladly waited on you before going out in the roadway.
TURN SIGNALS UNCLEFUCKER, CAN YOU USE ONE??!?!?!?!?!?
Sincerely yours,
The disabled person you nearly ran over.
Yeah, you, miss special snowflake in the oversized truck.
Yeah I mean YOU.
Now, this may come as a shock to you, and leave you clutching your pearls, but, every single make and model Dodge vehicle ever has turn signals as standard equipment.
Now, what do I mean by that? I mean that you can flip a switch inside your mobile throne. This will cause a light on the outside of your truck to flash and tell the world when you intend to turn. This includes that Ram 3500 big-assed mama-jama you drive. How is this helpful? It keeps me from walking thru an intersection and into your truck's path because I thought you was going to go straight.
160 pounds of flesh and bone doesn't do so well against 3 tons of steel and fiberglass.
So next time you want to turn try using the turn signal instead of zipping around a corner blaring your horn at the poor pedestrian in the crosswalk. See, what you don't know is I HAD A FUCKING STROKE AND DON'T WALK SO FAST. If you had indicated you wish to turn I would have gladly waited on you before going out in the roadway.
TURN SIGNALS UNCLEFUCKER, CAN YOU USE ONE??!?!?!?!?!?
Sincerely yours,
The disabled person you nearly ran over.