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Starbucks guy: Hi! How are you today?
Me: Fine thanks. Can I have a caramel frap and a vanilla latte
Starbucks guy: sure thing. what size?
Me: both grande please
starbucks guys: Hey, you have freckles!
Me: Yes I do
Starbucks guy: How cute. Are you jewish?
me: No. Irish
Starbucks guy: I dated a girl once who had freckles.
Me: cool
Another brillant convo during my day:
Me: Could you guys do some perm files for me, about 10 of them?
Stevan (the cute young guy I work with): Fuck! I don't want to
Sean (the awkward older man I work with): Hey bud, don't use bad language in front of the little girl
Me; Hey! I'm not little!
Sean: HAHA...(uncomfortable) what are you about 15 or 16?
Me: Ummm, no I'm 20.
Sean: Oh...right. I was just kidding (quickly changes topic)
Me: Asshole (ok, so i just thought this in my head, but wanted to say it)
Steven: When did you become the slavedriver shanelle?
Me: once I noticed you both are lazy pieces of nothing (again, just thinking in my head)
Me: Fine thanks. Can I have a caramel frap and a vanilla latte
Starbucks guy: sure thing. what size?
Me: both grande please
starbucks guys: Hey, you have freckles!
Me: Yes I do
Starbucks guy: How cute. Are you jewish?
me: No. Irish
Starbucks guy: I dated a girl once who had freckles.
Me: cool
Another brillant convo during my day:
Me: Could you guys do some perm files for me, about 10 of them?
Stevan (the cute young guy I work with): Fuck! I don't want to
Sean (the awkward older man I work with): Hey bud, don't use bad language in front of the little girl
Me; Hey! I'm not little!
Sean: HAHA...(uncomfortable) what are you about 15 or 16?
Me: Ummm, no I'm 20.
Sean: Oh...right. I was just kidding (quickly changes topic)
Me: Asshole (ok, so i just thought this in my head, but wanted to say it)
Steven: When did you become the slavedriver shanelle?
Me: once I noticed you both are lazy pieces of nothing (again, just thinking in my head)