taken from evilbubbles
by limitedbythesky
pingscuz's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 10% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 08:28:11 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 07:51:51 PM
Alco Money! : $ 106
Guests of Honour
pingscuz is a vivacious Taoist. pingscuz drank 1 Irish Cream.
ohnomo is a good-natured Agnostic. ohnomo drank 11 Lagers, 4 Ales, 1 White Russian.
evilbubbles is a low-spirited Muslim and a ravaging boozehound who consumes alcohol like a Mid-west tornado consumes redneck barns. evilbubbles drank 10 Pernods.
tessndroc is an abominable Fundementalist Christian. tessndroc decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
testingtesticle is a demonic Fundementalist Christian. testingtesticle decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
kaphrodite is an offensive Taoist and a rather poor excuse for a drinker who shits whenever or whenever they get the inkling for it. kaphrodite drank 2 White Russians.
Lovers
There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that pingscuz and testingtesticle will be announcing pingscuz's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.
The Drunkest
In the middle of the night ohnomo woke up shouting "DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! seemingly at noone.
Random Events
According to ohnomo you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.
During a lively discussion on masterbation
revealed that testingtesticle was caught masterbating in evilbubbles's sisters bedroom back in 1995.
Happy New Year!
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