My sister is a fuckhead.
So I have a cold and a kinda general malaise, and I have no school on friday, but there's the BCLs On Friday, so I have to go to school anyway, and I can't wrestle with a cold, I would feel horrible afterwards, but he would convince me anyway if I went, I know it, so I make an excuse that I had a fever last night, and my dad calls the school anyway to tell them to tell him, but he doesn't get the message, so he calls here. And then my sister answers the phone, and she intercoms me and says "Jaren, phone for you." And then I say "Who is it?" and she doesn't know so she asks and then intercoms me and tells me "It's Ted Webb!" in a worried tone of voice so I know she understands that it's on the dl, I'm supposed to be sick, and I get on the phone and my coach asks why I'm not there and I tell him I had a fever last night and he's all "oh, that's bullshit" and I'm like "No, really, I did. I'm sick." And he's like "Your sister told me you were playing ping-pong" and I'm like "I'm not playing ping-pong. I'm sick." And he's like "Allright." But he's clearly angry and disbelieving, and you could hear all the guys ooohing in the background.