Biz revealed my secret desire for awkward Mulan/Shang fic in chan.
biztheinsane: You know what I want? Awkward honeymoon fic.
pingifneeded: HAHA y-yes
biztheinsane: "So," Shang said.
"So."
"We should -- uh --"
"Oh! Oh, we should! Yes."
"Do I --"
"No, I think it's -- um --"
pingifneeded: ....biz i want this.
biztheinsane: "Mulan, didn't you watch that porn I gave you, girl."
pingifneeded: HAHAHAHAHA
biztheinsane: "-- MUSHU. OUT. OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT"
Shang visibly perked up when Mulan finished shrugging off her shirt. "Haven't seen those in a while! -- okay no that was the wrong thing to say, wasn't it."
like three weeks later they'll finally manage sex.