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I thought this would be an interesting idea. Basically here's the deal. Say that you have no player tees whatsoever or you want one. You suddenly get the chance to get one of your team. However there's a catch. The catch is that you must get one player tee for each team. Now, which ones would you get? Here's my picks. Also you can go old school if you want but make sure the old school guy is retired. Doesn't matter if they do or not though)
Baltimore Orioles: Frank Robinson (Between him and Boog Powell)
Boston Red Sox: Tim Wakefield (Gotta go with the knuckler forrealz. It was between this and Tiant))
New York Yankees: Roger Maris (Never got much love)
Tampa Bay Rays: Carlos Pena (New England boy and one of the more likeable players on the team)
Toronto Blue Jays: Paul Molitor (Because I can)
Cleveland Indians: Justin Masterson (I still kinda miss him)
Chicago White Sox: JI JIM THOME (what?)
Detroit Tigers: Curtis Granderson (he's pretty much awesome)
Kansas City Royals: George Brett (*insert poop joke here*)
Minnesota Twins: Harmon Killebrew (old school FTW)
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim: Rod Carew (because I got mad hits like him)
Oakland A's: Dennis Eckersley (Eck=Awesome)
Seattle Mariners: Ken Griffey Jr (:D sweetest swing evar?)
Texas Rangers: Nolan Ryan (And then I will precede to go pwn someone in a Robin Ventura player tee)
Atlanta Braves: Hank Aaron (One of my faves all time)
Florida Marlins: Dan Uggla (his name amuses me and he's an Irish-Swede like me. Also he can hit fairly well)
New York Mets: Alex Cora (......shut up)
Philadelphia Phillies: Shane Victorino (The Flyin' Hawaiian is one of the coolest nicknames ever)
Washington Natinals Montreal Expos: Pedro Martinez (BRING BACK THE EXPOS! And yes, I broke one of my rules...I don't care)
Chicago Cubs: Ron Santo (because he should be in the HOF)
Cincinnati Reds: Bronson Arroyo (I still like my TMI-filled pill popping manwhorish stringbeaned pitcher who thinks he's a rock star)
Houston Astros: Craig Biggio (Well it's either him, Bagwell, Berkman, or Carlos Lee)
Milwaukee Brewers: Robin Yount (It HAS to be one of those really old school unis w/ the glove. Though Prince Fielder would be funny because I could just go CAAAAAKE when I wear it)
Pittsburgh Pirates: Willie Stargell (him or Brandon Moss...I know odd twosome)
St Louis Cardinals: Stan Musial (The Man)
Arizona Diamondbacks: Matt Williams (yeah there's not a lot to choose from)
Colorado Rockies: Larry Walker (Fuck. Yes. Though Chris Iannetta isn't a bad pick)
Los Angeles Dodgers: Jackie Robinson (Or Andre Ethier if I had to go current)
San Diego Padres: Tony Gwynn (He sounds like Deval Patrick...or vice versa but he's one of my all time faves)
San Francisco Giants: Willie McCovey (This dude doesn't get enough credit)
Baltimore Orioles: Frank Robinson (Between him and Boog Powell)
Boston Red Sox: Tim Wakefield (Gotta go with the knuckler forrealz. It was between this and Tiant))
New York Yankees: Roger Maris (Never got much love)
Tampa Bay Rays: Carlos Pena (New England boy and one of the more likeable players on the team)
Toronto Blue Jays: Paul Molitor (Because I can)
Cleveland Indians: Justin Masterson (I still kinda miss him)
Chicago White Sox: JI JIM THOME (what?)
Detroit Tigers: Curtis Granderson (he's pretty much awesome)
Kansas City Royals: George Brett (*insert poop joke here*)
Minnesota Twins: Harmon Killebrew (old school FTW)
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim: Rod Carew (because I got mad hits like him)
Oakland A's: Dennis Eckersley (Eck=Awesome)
Seattle Mariners: Ken Griffey Jr (:D sweetest swing evar?)
Texas Rangers: Nolan Ryan (And then I will precede to go pwn someone in a Robin Ventura player tee)
Atlanta Braves: Hank Aaron (One of my faves all time)
Florida Marlins: Dan Uggla (his name amuses me and he's an Irish-Swede like me. Also he can hit fairly well)
New York Mets: Alex Cora (......shut up)
Philadelphia Phillies: Shane Victorino (The Flyin' Hawaiian is one of the coolest nicknames ever)
Washington Natinals Montreal Expos: Pedro Martinez (BRING BACK THE EXPOS! And yes, I broke one of my rules...I don't care)
Chicago Cubs: Ron Santo (because he should be in the HOF)
Cincinnati Reds: Bronson Arroyo (I still like my TMI-filled pill popping manwhorish stringbeaned pitcher who thinks he's a rock star)
Houston Astros: Craig Biggio (Well it's either him, Bagwell, Berkman, or Carlos Lee)
Milwaukee Brewers: Robin Yount (It HAS to be one of those really old school unis w/ the glove. Though Prince Fielder would be funny because I could just go CAAAAAKE when I wear it)
Pittsburgh Pirates: Willie Stargell (him or Brandon Moss...I know odd twosome)
St Louis Cardinals: Stan Musial (The Man)
Arizona Diamondbacks: Matt Williams (yeah there's not a lot to choose from)
Colorado Rockies: Larry Walker (Fuck. Yes. Though Chris Iannetta isn't a bad pick)
Los Angeles Dodgers: Jackie Robinson (Or Andre Ethier if I had to go current)
San Diego Padres: Tony Gwynn (He sounds like Deval Patrick...or vice versa but he's one of my all time faves)
San Francisco Giants: Willie McCovey (This dude doesn't get enough credit)