This month is hardly even done and it's already sucked major donkey balls.
Dear Red Sox,
Not too thrilled with your performance tonight thus far. I'll cut my losses with tonight, but tomorrow I hope to see you guys cut the shit and get back to business and kick some ass. That would be fabulous. This whole sucking ass thing is not sitting well with me. I mean if you guys are gonna suck badly tonight, at least do something fun and have a non-pitcher pitch for you guys. That would be fun. In conclusion, I'll let it slide tonight because there's far sadder and upsetting things that are on our minds (Kalas and Fidrych) but you don't bring it tomorrow night, I swear I will mentally backhand you all upside your hypothetical heads.
Love,
Piney
PS: You think you can talk to Selig to try to get a giant do-over of EVERYTHING from this past April? That would be awesome.
PPS: You think you can also tell the Baseball Gods to cut the shit as well? I mean Fidrych?! Shit....just...I dunno. :(
Not too thrilled with your performance tonight thus far. I'll cut my losses with tonight, but tomorrow I hope to see you guys cut the shit and get back to business and kick some ass. That would be fabulous. This whole sucking ass thing is not sitting well with me. I mean if you guys are gonna suck badly tonight, at least do something fun and have a non-pitcher pitch for you guys. That would be fun. In conclusion, I'll let it slide tonight because there's far sadder and upsetting things that are on our minds (Kalas and Fidrych) but you don't bring it tomorrow night, I swear I will mentally backhand you all upside your hypothetical heads.
Love,
Piney
PS: You think you can talk to Selig to try to get a giant do-over of EVERYTHING from this past April? That would be awesome.
PPS: You think you can also tell the Baseball Gods to cut the shit as well? I mean Fidrych?! Shit....just...I dunno. :(