My brain is a wonderland of WTFery
Yeah so the past two nights I have had Red Sox related dreams. Both of them were insanely cracked out but pretty awesome. So I thought I'd go and talk about both of them.
The first dream was me coming across a video clip on WEEI.com. In the clip Alex Cora and Rob Bradford conspired to pull a prank on Mike Lowell. The plan was for Bradford to interview Mike casually as Mike is sitting by a computer. When Bradford would ask one certain question, Alex would go running over there and start to douse Mike with something like champagne but not exactly champagne....it could've been water. So anyways you see Mike being interviewed and all and Rob is playing it cool. Then Rob asks the question and suddenly you see Alex come barreling into the frame and starts to soak the shit out of Mike as he's trying to push Alex away. It was hilarious. Alex then ran off, knowing Mike was about to get him back. Mike turns to teh camera while soaked and looking insanely hot(and had green eyes for some reason) and vowed revenge on Alex. Me being me, I giggled insanely.
The second dream I had was basically about me and world going to Red Sox Spring Training in Fort Myers. There a lot of random stuff went on. First, I was talking to Pedro Martinez and then Trot Nixon came into the picture and the two were going back and forth saying some really suggestive things to each other. Something about curls and what they'd like to do with them. Then suddenly I was with Dusty Brown (Red Sox minor league catcher) and then the next thing, we were making out. I'm not even a catcher fan! So yeah, that went on for a few and then we went to a more hidden place and then Dusty leaves me there because he had to go....though what we had done was done with. So I'm hiding in this weird little place laying down. It has a cover on it and a window and then world is looking around for me and then sees me but then calls over a bunch of players to go and see the silliness. And I'm just laughing as I see Julio Lugo, Sean Casey, Jonathan Papelbon, David Ortiz, among others and a glasses-wearing Alex Cora pop by. I finally get out of it and I'm stepping out and then Alex and I start talking a bit, mostly wondering "WTF was I doing in there?". And we chit chatted for a while and then I woke up.
The moral of these two dreams? Mike Lowell is insanely hot when drenched, hiding in boxes with windows at the top is not a good idea, and Alex Cora in glasses is funny. And I may have some sort of attraction towards Dusty Brown. That's all I got out of these dreams. So yeah...hope you enjoyed reading about them.
The first dream was me coming across a video clip on WEEI.com. In the clip Alex Cora and Rob Bradford conspired to pull a prank on Mike Lowell. The plan was for Bradford to interview Mike casually as Mike is sitting by a computer. When Bradford would ask one certain question, Alex would go running over there and start to douse Mike with something like champagne but not exactly champagne....it could've been water. So anyways you see Mike being interviewed and all and Rob is playing it cool. Then Rob asks the question and suddenly you see Alex come barreling into the frame and starts to soak the shit out of Mike as he's trying to push Alex away. It was hilarious. Alex then ran off, knowing Mike was about to get him back. Mike turns to teh camera while soaked and looking insanely hot(and had green eyes for some reason) and vowed revenge on Alex. Me being me, I giggled insanely.
The second dream I had was basically about me and world going to Red Sox Spring Training in Fort Myers. There a lot of random stuff went on. First, I was talking to Pedro Martinez and then Trot Nixon came into the picture and the two were going back and forth saying some really suggestive things to each other. Something about curls and what they'd like to do with them. Then suddenly I was with Dusty Brown (Red Sox minor league catcher) and then the next thing, we were making out. I'm not even a catcher fan! So yeah, that went on for a few and then we went to a more hidden place and then Dusty leaves me there because he had to go....though what we had done was done with. So I'm hiding in this weird little place laying down. It has a cover on it and a window and then world is looking around for me and then sees me but then calls over a bunch of players to go and see the silliness. And I'm just laughing as I see Julio Lugo, Sean Casey, Jonathan Papelbon, David Ortiz, among others and a glasses-wearing Alex Cora pop by. I finally get out of it and I'm stepping out and then Alex and I start talking a bit, mostly wondering "WTF was I doing in there?". And we chit chatted for a while and then I woke up.
The moral of these two dreams? Mike Lowell is insanely hot when drenched, hiding in boxes with windows at the top is not a good idea, and Alex Cora in glasses is funny. And I may have some sort of attraction towards Dusty Brown. That's all I got out of these dreams. So yeah...hope you enjoyed reading about them.