Bad Rookie Cards 4: They Just Won't Die!
It's been a while since I did this, so I thought I'd do so again. Here's linkages to the first three editions right now. The cards are all from the website Home Run Cards and past versions of this include late April 2005 which featured Red Sox players only, November of 2005 which was a grab bag, and September 2006...so yeah it's been a while. I'm gonna do it again sifting through all the teams. So enjoy.
Yeah I totally got on some Air Jordan clothing...you jealous? Yeahhh you're jealous...
John Lackey likes ice cream, long walks on the beach, but hates Fenway Park
Kelvim Escobar has Robin Williams-esque arm hair
There's no truth to the rumor that this was the same truck that Jeff Kent broke himself washing
Tejada is letting out a fart here
HI MY NAME IS GEOFF BLUM
First off, he's wearing sunglasses. Second off, he's wearing a catcher's mitt and thirdly...okay nothing else really...but still
This is a nice and innocent card until you notice the giant bulger in his pants
OMG YAYE!
He will kill you in your sleep
Chipper Jones has that "I don't wanna field stupid balls...they're stupid" face on
Mike Hampton looks like the lovechild of Erik Estrada and Tedy Bruschi
LOL WUT?
Aaron Miles wants some cheese
Talk about the worst moment to take a picture
Sup ladies?
I'M GON' EAT CHOO!
Thanks Upper Deck, now I can only stare at Vizquel's crotch
LOLLZ
I AM PRETTY LIKE A GIRL!!!
Shoppach is totally thinking about the spread in the clubhouse
Um.....que?
Totally thinking of nailing that chick over there
Gonz looks like a goofy bastard here
I love that you can tell that he's wearing shorts
I totally bursted out into laughter seeing this one. Must see for everybody
He looks so very uncomfortable here...and the sunglasses are a nice touch
Jayson Werth in big dorky glasses = WIN
Hi I'm Troy Pervical. You may remember me from such seasons as "2002 Angels: Heaven Sent" and "2005 Tigers: The First Retirement"...
Clearly Kevin Cash as never used a bat before now...
LOOK AT MY BAT! ISN'T IT GREAT?
Everything's coming up Glendon!
He totally looks like he just stepped off a gay cruise...or at least a Miami Vice convention
Verlander is totally hiding something...
Dennys Reyes has no neck
I AM GOING TO BITE YOUR HEAD OFF K THX
LOL Buck teeth
FAIL
*sings* Chocolate rain...Making Yankee fans cry out in pain...Chocolate rain....Making Joe Girardi go insane...Chocolate rain...Farnsworth he once beat me with a cane
THat's all I got that are amusing enough and I haven't featured already....I think it's a tie between Rhodes and Todd Jones for my favorites
Yeah I totally got on some Air Jordan clothing...you jealous? Yeahhh you're jealous...
John Lackey likes ice cream, long walks on the beach, but hates Fenway Park
Kelvim Escobar has Robin Williams-esque arm hair
There's no truth to the rumor that this was the same truck that Jeff Kent broke himself washing
Tejada is letting out a fart here
HI MY NAME IS GEOFF BLUM
First off, he's wearing sunglasses. Second off, he's wearing a catcher's mitt and thirdly...okay nothing else really...but still
This is a nice and innocent card until you notice the giant bulger in his pants
OMG YAYE!
He will kill you in your sleep
Chipper Jones has that "I don't wanna field stupid balls...they're stupid" face on
Mike Hampton looks like the lovechild of Erik Estrada and Tedy Bruschi
LOL WUT?
Aaron Miles wants some cheese
Talk about the worst moment to take a picture
Sup ladies?
I'M GON' EAT CHOO!
Thanks Upper Deck, now I can only stare at Vizquel's crotch
LOLLZ
I AM PRETTY LIKE A GIRL!!!
Shoppach is totally thinking about the spread in the clubhouse
Um.....que?
Totally thinking of nailing that chick over there
Gonz looks like a goofy bastard here
I love that you can tell that he's wearing shorts
I totally bursted out into laughter seeing this one. Must see for everybody
He looks so very uncomfortable here...and the sunglasses are a nice touch
Jayson Werth in big dorky glasses = WIN
Hi I'm Troy Pervical. You may remember me from such seasons as "2002 Angels: Heaven Sent" and "2005 Tigers: The First Retirement"...
Clearly Kevin Cash as never used a bat before now...
LOOK AT MY BAT! ISN'T IT GREAT?
Everything's coming up Glendon!
He totally looks like he just stepped off a gay cruise...or at least a Miami Vice convention
Verlander is totally hiding something...
Dennys Reyes has no neck
I AM GOING TO BITE YOUR HEAD OFF K THX
LOL Buck teeth
FAIL
*sings* Chocolate rain...Making Yankee fans cry out in pain...Chocolate rain....Making Joe Girardi go insane...Chocolate rain...Farnsworth he once beat me with a cane
THat's all I got that are amusing enough and I haven't featured already....I think it's a tie between Rhodes and Todd Jones for my favorites