I swear to god I'll stop these letters when the Red Sox stop being whores
Dear Offense,
They're playign Sweet Caroline now, so use that as mojo and WIN THIS GODDAMN MOTHAFUCKIN' GAME OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH AN ARROW AND BEAT YOU WITH A BLUNT INSTRUMENT! Okay maybe I won't do that, but can you please not suck? I love you guys and it'd warm my little heart if you could like, um...win? You know somehow picking up the win? That would kick all sorts of ass. I know you can do it. I have teh faith and teh irraitonal belief in you guys...so prove me right, kay?
Love,
Piney
They're playign Sweet Caroline now, so use that as mojo and WIN THIS GODDAMN MOTHAFUCKIN' GAME OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH AN ARROW AND BEAT YOU WITH A BLUNT INSTRUMENT! Okay maybe I won't do that, but can you please not suck? I love you guys and it'd warm my little heart if you could like, um...win? You know somehow picking up the win? That would kick all sorts of ass. I know you can do it. I have teh faith and teh irraitonal belief in you guys...so prove me right, kay?
Love,
Piney