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[piney61]

I like strange middle names. I did this a few years ago but with the new infusion of players and shit, I think we should do this again. So here's at least the AL East version. I'll do the otehrs later on.



Red Sox
*Barham (Scott Atchison)
*Bolivar (Jorge Sosa)
*Averett (Mike Lowell)
*Edmund (Kevin Youkilis)
*Carlson (Jed Lowrie)
*Arnulfo (Gil Velazquez)
*Terrence (Mike Cameron) *this is only on here because that's my brother's name...minus an R*
*McCabe (Jacoby Ellsbury)
*Americo (David Ortiz)

Orioles
*Leisdeker (Armando Gabino)
*Vela (Mike Gonzalez)
*Claiborne (Cla Meredith) *his real first name is Olise*
*Coleman (Chris George)
*Austin (Kevin Millwood) *If I was a boy, this would've been my name*
*Lazaro (Robert Andino)
*Bernard (Garrett Atkins)
*Anibal (Lou Montanez)
*Odalis (Miguel Tejada)
*Dewan (Jeff Salazar) *I shit you not*

Rays
*Doyle (Randy Choate)
*Taylor (David Price)
*Favian (Dioner Navarro)
*Willis (Shawn Riggans) *Yeah I'm not getting into the reasoning on this one*
*Felipe (Carlos Pena) *I just love this name...I dunno why*
*Nelson (Ryan Shealy) *My dad's middle name*
*Demonte (Carl Crawford)

Blue Jays
*Von (Dirk Hayhurst)
*Aarion (Brett Cecil) *the spelling is just...dub tee eff*
*Walter (Aaron Hill)
*Delfin (Jesus Merchan)
*Renard (Joey Gathright)
*Sebastian (Chris Lubanski) *okay this is the coolest middle name ever*
*Radames (Randy Ruiz)

Yankees
*Lorenzo (Wilkin De La Rosa)
*Savinon (Damaso Marte)
*Ignacio (Romulo Sanchez)
*Sanderson (Derek Jeter) *still amused he was named after Derek Sanderson*
*Guana (Ramiro Pena) *Guano means batshit not so sure about Guana but still...he has an awesome nickname in the making here*
*Thompson (Nick Swisher)

So my top 10?

10) Claiborne (Cla Meredith)
9) Bernard (Garrett Atkins)
8) McCabe (Jacoby Ellsbury)
7) Leisdeker (Armando Gabino)
6) Von (Dirk Hayshurst)
5) Carlson (Jed Lowrie)
4) Guana (Ramiro Pena)
3) Felipe (Carlos Pena)
2) Edmund (Kevin Youkilis)
1) Sebastian (Chris Lubanski)