stolen from Bureau of Workplace Interruptions
THOMAS!
My, Oh MY!
“music and wine - together OR separately!”
(that’s a direct quote from YOU!)
I think you said it best there, my friend!
it’s GENIUS!
Life should be a little more like that - all the time.
Sounds like you really know how to live!
How is life as a Magazine Editor? I always wondered what they really did. Do you do strictly do punctuation corrections and fix grammatical errors? Or do you oversee the whole layout of the magazine, story placements, etc, etc, etc? (I sure hope you don’t do all the grammatical errors. There’s probably a poo-load of those in here!)
Does your email address, TLPRIVATE refer to an army status pre-editorial stage or is it gently suggesting you are a private person? or is it unveiling a secret passion for PIRATES, but you just spelled it wrong? hmmm….. or maybe Private is your middle name? That’s a little less interesting, but I sure hope it’s your middle name-because misspelling pirate would be silly!!! (being an editor and all….)
ANYWAYS!
Enough of that!
Just for the hell of it, I am going to pretend you have a thing for pirates. And if you don’t have a thing for pirates, I am sure you will after I am done.
Pirates are a strange and unusual breed of people. They are usually dirty and sneaky. Sometimes, you can meet a nice pirate and get lots of free gold. Other times, you might meet a pirate, think they are your friend, introduce them to your wife, and then wake up one morning to find both your wife and gold missing.
It’s a potentially tragic situation.
(Unless you were on the brink of filing for divorce, and in that case, the pirate did you a favor and can still be considered a friend by all means!)
Here’s a couple famous pirates that I found interesting to read about…
CAPTAIN BLACKBEARD
http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/Blackbeard.html
ANNE BONNY
http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/Anne%20Bonny.html
CALICO JACK
http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/Jack%20Rackham.html
MARY READ
http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/Mary%20Read.html
Well, Thomas, looks like my job is done here.
Have fun on those pirate links!
Sincerely,
Agent J-10390
My, Oh MY!
“music and wine - together OR separately!”
(that’s a direct quote from YOU!)
I think you said it best there, my friend!
it’s GENIUS!
Life should be a little more like that - all the time.
Sounds like you really know how to live!
How is life as a Magazine Editor? I always wondered what they really did. Do you do strictly do punctuation corrections and fix grammatical errors? Or do you oversee the whole layout of the magazine, story placements, etc, etc, etc? (I sure hope you don’t do all the grammatical errors. There’s probably a poo-load of those in here!)
Does your email address, TLPRIVATE refer to an army status pre-editorial stage or is it gently suggesting you are a private person? or is it unveiling a secret passion for PIRATES, but you just spelled it wrong? hmmm….. or maybe Private is your middle name? That’s a little less interesting, but I sure hope it’s your middle name-because misspelling pirate would be silly!!! (being an editor and all….)
ANYWAYS!
Enough of that!
Just for the hell of it, I am going to pretend you have a thing for pirates. And if you don’t have a thing for pirates, I am sure you will after I am done.
Pirates are a strange and unusual breed of people. They are usually dirty and sneaky. Sometimes, you can meet a nice pirate and get lots of free gold. Other times, you might meet a pirate, think they are your friend, introduce them to your wife, and then wake up one morning to find both your wife and gold missing.
It’s a potentially tragic situation.
(Unless you were on the brink of filing for divorce, and in that case, the pirate did you a favor and can still be considered a friend by all means!)
Here’s a couple famous pirates that I found interesting to read about…
CAPTAIN BLACKBEARD
http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/Blackbeard.html
ANNE BONNY
http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/Anne%20Bonny.html
CALICO JACK
http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/Jack%20Rackham.html
MARY READ
http://www.thepiratesrealm.com/Mary%20Read.html
Well, Thomas, looks like my job is done here.
Have fun on those pirate links!
Sincerely,
Agent J-10390