Title:
Frat Boy 9: You Think I'm Weird, You Should Meet My Parents
Author: Thalia (
thalialunacy)
Rating: R for language and sexual situations.
Length: 1,455 words.
Summary: Chris takes Karl home to the fam for a holiday dinner.
Warnings: Crack. Non-monogamous relationships. Embarrassing parents. Distinct lack of plot and porn.
Disclaimer: I MADE ALL THIS SHIT
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Chris halts in the foyer and rounds on Karl. "Dick! Scarred for life, here, already, and we haven't even sat down! My father's pantsless and--"
"Trouser-less."
"--and psychotic and you haven't even seen my--"
"Darling!"
"…mother. Oh, Christ." He steels himself, then turns around and allows himself to be pulled into a two-kiss hug. Then he leans back and looks at her face. "Only two martinis so far?"
EPIC.
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*dies*
This is awesome. Karl takes a parental grilling like a CHAMP.
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Oh shit. I have completely lost it.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!! IT has been worked into a fic and used correctly, because OMG! Psychiatrist!Mom IS the very definition of the Spanish Inquisition.
And I promise I won't knock him up. Oh, just slay me now. I will never ever be able to write Urbine again. You've done it all.
Karl at the 'rents for Christmas. Karl taking it up the ass at the 'rents for Christmas. Karl liking it, too. *falls on the floor*
Awesome. So awesome. I'm gonna hug this fic tonight. <3
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"'Please use the daddy voice, Karl, pleeeeeease.'" And he draws it out just like Chris had, oh, maybe 36 hours earlier. HAHAHA! YES!
Flavored condoms, lol. Christopher! I love it.
"She's got three degrees, Karl. Specifically, degrees in how to ask personal questions and then judge your worth based solely your answers." I love the very intelligent questions with Chris' running mortified commentary in the background. Too funny. And I loved the Spanish Inquisition too!
I love your/Chris' family, they are a hoot. And I love Karl in this, he's... well he's just so Karl, and it's perfect. OK so I am thoroughly entertained tonight, thanks to you!
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