FIC: Frat Boy 9: 'You Think I'm Weird, You Should Meet My Parents' (R)

Dec 27, 2010 18:47

Title: Frat Boy 9: You Think I'm Weird, You Should Meet My Parents
Author: Thalia (thalialunacy)
Rating: R for language and sexual situations.
Length: 1,455 words.
Summary: Chris takes Karl home to the fam for a holiday dinner.
Warnings: Crack. Non-monogamous relationships. Embarrassing parents. Distinct lack of plot and porn.
Disclaimer: I MADE ALL THIS SHIT ( Read more... )

author: thalialunacy, fanfiction, rating: r, length: oneshot, length: multipart

Leave a comment

Comments 53

starsfell December 28 2010, 02:48:56 UTC

... )

Reply

thalialunacy December 28 2010, 02:58:22 UTC

... )

Reply

starsfell December 28 2010, 03:00:46 UTC

... )

Reply

thalialunacy December 28 2010, 03:06:00 UTC

... )

Reply


jem80 December 28 2010, 03:21:31 UTC
I LOVE YOU. Anything else I could say would be drowned out by the aewsomeness of this fic.

Chris halts in the foyer and rounds on Karl. "Dick! Scarred for life, here, already, and we haven't even sat down! My father's pantsless and--"

"Trouser-less."

"--and psychotic and you haven't even seen my--"

"Darling!"

"…mother. Oh, Christ." He steels himself, then turns around and allows himself to be pulled into a two-kiss hug. Then he leans back and looks at her face. "Only two martinis so far?"

EPIC.

Reply

late author is late, and sheepish ^^ thalialunacy January 13 2011, 15:48:57 UTC
I LOVE YOU BACK. Srsly. <3

Reply


secretsolitaire December 28 2010, 03:35:32 UTC
"So are you sure they're your children?"

*dies*

This is awesome. Karl takes a parental grilling like a CHAMP.

Reply

late author is late, but still means it thalialunacy January 13 2011, 15:49:52 UTC
Heeeeee, thank you! I think he so totally would, too. I love Karl. XB

Reply


abigail89 December 28 2010, 04:04:35 UTC
OMG@OMG!OMG! (can't type!!!)aebrjkhinpubeop q34 ghpehp5iu

Oh shit. I have completely lost it.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!! IT has been worked into a fic and used correctly, because OMG! Psychiatrist!Mom IS the very definition of the Spanish Inquisition.

And I promise I won't knock him up. Oh, just slay me now. I will never ever be able to write Urbine again. You've done it all.

Karl at the 'rents for Christmas. Karl taking it up the ass at the 'rents for Christmas. Karl liking it, too. *falls on the floor*

Awesome. So awesome. I'm gonna hug this fic tonight. <3

Reply

late thalia is late thalialunacy January 13 2011, 15:51:17 UTC
Laughing so hard at this comment. I love making you lose your unflappable southern calm. :0

:tackleglomps:

Reply


pslasher December 28 2010, 04:05:35 UTC
MOAR FRAT BOY FTW!!! Oh jesus this had me laughing. Chris telling his parents, and his mom with the degrees wanting to hear all about it, fantastic.

"'Please use the daddy voice, Karl, pleeeeeease.'" And he draws it out just like Chris had, oh, maybe 36 hours earlier. HAHAHA! YES!

Flavored condoms, lol. Christopher! I love it.

"She's got three degrees, Karl. Specifically, degrees in how to ask personal questions and then judge your worth based solely your answers." I love the very intelligent questions with Chris' running mortified commentary in the background. Too funny. And I loved the Spanish Inquisition too!

I love your/Chris' family, they are a hoot. And I love Karl in this, he's... well he's just so Karl, and it's perfect. OK so I am thoroughly entertained tonight, thanks to you!

Reply

late author is late ^^ thalialunacy January 13 2011, 17:35:26 UTC
Your comments are always so, so awesome. And I especially love that you love my Karl, with all the conversations we've had about him in fic. ^^ <33333

Reply

Re: late author is late ^^ pslasher January 15 2011, 18:47:35 UTC
Dude, I'm trying to figure out how to channel your Karl into my fic. Sadly, I'm sure I'll rub off on him quite a bit as I write him. XP

Reply

Re: late author is late ^^ pslasher January 15 2011, 18:48:13 UTC
OMG, I didn't mean for that to come out as dirty as it did. :facepalm:

Reply


Leave a comment

Up