fic: Semantics

[roflolmaomg]

Title: Semantics
Rating: PG-13
Length: 2k
Warnings: bad language. this is a slash comm. :D
Disclaimer: for tourdefierce , because for some reason she inspires me to poop out 2k in a day when I can’t do it in two weeks for something I’m supposed to. Part of the Professor!AU.

Comments

[tourdefierce]

HOW DO YOU DO THIS? HOW.

First off: The Texting. (notice the capitals.) Adorable. I love how pathetic Karl is and the talking to DeForrest is about the best thing in the world.

Second: I like how Chris doesn't cave. Because he's a stubborn bitch and totally wouldn't. At least, not the first time.

Third: “Come back,” he’s saying before he’s fully aware his brain ok’d the message.

“Don’t,” Chris says, and hangs up. OH. MY.

Fourth: “I hate everything I choose to be.” I'M LITERALLY LICKING YOUR EYEBALLS RIGHT NOW.

Fifth: nd you’ll be here when I wake up, which I’ve always kind of liked OH THE BOY CONFESSIONS JUST RATTLE ME.

Sixth: Chris’ eyelashes flutter against the bridge of Karl’s nose OH GENDER PLAY YOU FICKLE THING.

Seventh: Chris’ tongue sneaks out between his teeth, and his nose wrinkles up and so do the corners of his eyes, and Karl’s so gone. SO IS THE REST OF THE PEOPLE READING THIS

[roflolmaomg]

1. i like texting in fic. it feels real.

2. me too. because they're real, and this isn't fantasy where they fall into each other's dicks.

3. right?

4. I LIKE THE OFFICE, SOMETIMES IT BLEEDS OVER INTO FIC.

5. SOMETIMES I ALSO CHANNEL MYSELF.

6. i've been looking at chris a lot today.

7. see previous.

8. no, you don't, because i feed your addiction and you love it and you keep asking for it.

[tourdefierce]

i will never say no to professor!AU.

ever. it's a terrible weakness of mine. i want you to write tens of thousands of words.

[easilymused1956]

Good lord, but I love this so much. Karl and De. Karl in his glasses. Karl...

And Chris being so damn obnoxiously CHRIS.

And then they move in together and live happily ever after, having lots of sex which you will describe in loving detain in a followup. Right?

Renee

[roflolmaomg]

ahahaha, I don't know about follow up. :D I mean, I'll certainly write more for this series, but who knows where it'll go.

thank you for reading. ♥

[sequinedfairy]

YOU ARE THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER.

texting! how chris is "trollop" in karl's phone! how john cho gives him relationship advice! explaining his problems to random students! how chris is a stubborn little bitch! hot they are in LOVE! karl hating everything he chooses to be! drink me, you slut! happy endings!

I LOVE YOU AND THIS A TRULY RIDICULOUS AMOUNT.

[roflolmaomg]

HI I MISSED YOU MY FAVORITE.

just wait until i start writing inception, it's going to be sixteen times more ridiculous.

♥

[ninfomana]

INCEPTION? HOLY SWEET DISNEY, MY HEART IS EXPLODING IN ANTICIPATION.

[secretsolitaire]

Aw, boys! I love how Karl has no idea what he did wrong but he apologizes anyway. *pets*

[roflolmaomg]

because it's twoo wuuuuuuuuv. :D

[thalialunacy]

“I hate everything I choose to be.”

Icing on a fucking rad cake. :D:D:D

[roflolmaomg]

:D! ♥