How true this is!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM HEMET WHEN...
1) YOU ATTEND M.S.J.C. AND IT'S HIGH SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN (YOU SWITCH TO MENIFEE TO FEEL CLASSIER AND MORE SOPHISTICATED)
2) YOU HAVE DATED SOME OF YOUR FREINDS BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFREINDS
3) YOU KNOW ALL THE SLUTS BY NAME NO MATTER WHICH H.S. THEY WENT TO.
4) YOU LEAVE HEMET...THEN COME BACK (SOMETIMES MORE THAN ONCE)
5) ITS A HUGE EVENT WHEN A 99 CENT STORE OPENS!
6) YOU (& EVERYONE YOU KNOW) ATTENDS A NEW RESTRAUNTS GRAND OPENING.
7) YOU KNOW WHAT "CLUB DONT YA KNOW" IS!
8) YOU HAVE MADE OUT AT LEAST ONCE AT THE RAMONA BOWL
9) YOU HAVE A TRUCK, A STRAIGHT BILLED HAT, AND SWEAR YOU KNOW MIKE METZGER.
10) ...OR YOU WALK DOWN FLORIDA SPORTING YOUR PUNK/ EMO LIFESTYLE.
11) YOU GO TO "IN-N-OUT" AND DONT EAT.
12) YOU GO TO "DENNYS" AND DONT EAT.
13) YOU HAVE OR KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS WORKED AT THE "HILTON RES. CENTER"
14) WAL-MART IS BIGGER THAN THE MALL.
15) THERE IS NO WHITE KIDS AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL
(EXCEPT HEMET HIGH, BASTARDS)
16) JUST LIKE CHEERS, "EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME"
17) THE MAIN PHRASE IN TOWN IS "GET-R-DUN"
18) OUR BEST BAR IS AT THE "WHEEL HOUSE" A ROLLER SKATING RINK.
19) YOU KNOW WHAT A SCIENTOLIGIST IS (AND STAY THE HELL AWAY!!!)
20) THERE IS A CHURCH LITERALY ON EVERY CORNER
21) THERE ISNT A FREE-WAY FOR A GOOD HALF HOUR.
22) YOU LEAVE TOWN TO GO TO THE MALL.
23) YOU HAVE PLAYED A SPORT AT VALLEY WIDE.
24) YOU KNOW OF AT LEAST ONE TEACHER WHO HAS SLEPT WITH A STUDENT (SORRY IF THIS ONE OFFENDS ANYBODY)
25) THERE ARE 10 OLIVERAS AND STARBUCKS STILL HAS A HALF HOUR WAIT.
26) YOU KNOW WHO THE SLUTS ARE NO MATTER WHICH SCHOOL THEY WENT TO.
27) THE TALLEST BUILDING IS ONLY 3 STORIES
28) THERE ARE TWO DENNYS ON THE SAME BLOCK.
29) YOU CAN BUY POT AND C.D.S AT THE SAME MUSIC STORE
(HARVARD & FLORIDA, NEED I SAY MORE?)
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
30) THERE ARE 60,000 SENIOR CITIZENS AND 10,000 NON-SENIOR CITEZENS.
1) YOU ATTEND M.S.J.C. AND IT'S HIGH SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN (YOU SWITCH TO MENIFEE TO FEEL CLASSIER AND MORE SOPHISTICATED)
2) YOU HAVE DATED SOME OF YOUR FREINDS BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFREINDS
3) YOU KNOW ALL THE SLUTS BY NAME NO MATTER WHICH H.S. THEY WENT TO.
4) YOU LEAVE HEMET...THEN COME BACK (SOMETIMES MORE THAN ONCE)
5) ITS A HUGE EVENT WHEN A 99 CENT STORE OPENS!
6) YOU (& EVERYONE YOU KNOW) ATTENDS A NEW RESTRAUNTS GRAND OPENING.
7) YOU KNOW WHAT "CLUB DONT YA KNOW" IS!
8) YOU HAVE MADE OUT AT LEAST ONCE AT THE RAMONA BOWL
9) YOU HAVE A TRUCK, A STRAIGHT BILLED HAT, AND SWEAR YOU KNOW MIKE METZGER.
10) ...OR YOU WALK DOWN FLORIDA SPORTING YOUR PUNK/ EMO LIFESTYLE.
11) YOU GO TO "IN-N-OUT" AND DONT EAT.
12) YOU GO TO "DENNYS" AND DONT EAT.
13) YOU HAVE OR KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS WORKED AT THE "HILTON RES. CENTER"
14) WAL-MART IS BIGGER THAN THE MALL.
15) THERE IS NO WHITE KIDS AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL
(EXCEPT HEMET HIGH, BASTARDS)
16) JUST LIKE CHEERS, "EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME"
17) THE MAIN PHRASE IN TOWN IS "GET-R-DUN"
18) OUR BEST BAR IS AT THE "WHEEL HOUSE" A ROLLER SKATING RINK.
19) YOU KNOW WHAT A SCIENTOLIGIST IS (AND STAY THE HELL AWAY!!!)
20) THERE IS A CHURCH LITERALY ON EVERY CORNER
21) THERE ISNT A FREE-WAY FOR A GOOD HALF HOUR.
22) YOU LEAVE TOWN TO GO TO THE MALL.
23) YOU HAVE PLAYED A SPORT AT VALLEY WIDE.
24) YOU KNOW OF AT LEAST ONE TEACHER WHO HAS SLEPT WITH A STUDENT (SORRY IF THIS ONE OFFENDS ANYBODY)
25) THERE ARE 10 OLIVERAS AND STARBUCKS STILL HAS A HALF HOUR WAIT.
26) YOU KNOW WHO THE SLUTS ARE NO MATTER WHICH SCHOOL THEY WENT TO.
27) THE TALLEST BUILDING IS ONLY 3 STORIES
28) THERE ARE TWO DENNYS ON THE SAME BLOCK.
29) YOU CAN BUY POT AND C.D.S AT THE SAME MUSIC STORE
(HARVARD & FLORIDA, NEED I SAY MORE?)
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
30) THERE ARE 60,000 SENIOR CITIZENS AND 10,000 NON-SENIOR CITEZENS.