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Mar 21, 2006 22:30

So I came up with more boredom. I talked to a couple of my old friends.. and we decided to look for nice quotes.

Those I liked but ... added here:
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

To Girls: Boys are like school on vacation, No Class

Do you love me because I'm beautiful,
or am I am beautiful because you love me? (>.<)

Dain bramaged
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

Those that reminded me of people:

From the Procrastion Creed:
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. (Mara. You aren't a procrastinator right?)

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver." (For Liz)

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." (YES! I can see Luke doing this)

If builders built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization. (::Shakes head::)

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. (You dirty Cat lovers!!)

In God we trust, all others we virus scan. (Ohhh! This reminds me soooo much of Chris... rock on. Fluffy.. destroyer of worlds!)

Art for art's sake, with no purpose, for any purpose perverts art. But art achieves a purpose which is not its own. (And that is why I shouldn't have to fill out 2 pages of why I did this project and what it meant to me. Jordan.. remember those EVIL papers?)

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress (Reminded me of Elissa.. dont ask me why... )
And another one for Elissa... Couldn't help myself: 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach (Trice)

Stand on toilet, get high on pot. (Forrest)

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. (Specific person I will not name!)

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers. (Computer programming part didn't remind me as much of Phil as the screwdriver did)

I looked for other peoples.. but I just couldn't find something that fit... I'm sorry :( Some of them are really just funny :-/

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