Feb 17, 2010 09:20
Attention all Flounders, Snorks, and other fish people! I only have two questions--no wait, make that three. No, no, four. [slight pause] Yes, four.
One, where am I and why am I wet?
Two, whoever designed this phone should not seek future endeavors in business. No, seriously, only little kids would actually want this thing. I'm sorry, but it's true. I am getting a bad reading on your future. It looks bleak. I mean really, it's a little hard to hold and kind of gets in the way and I feel like a girl. No offense to any lady fish out there.
Three, has anyone seen a certain Burton Guster? In his early thirties, black, about five feet ten inches, and decently good looking. Not as good as me, of course. Also answers to B.B. Googlemeyer, Snappy McFancypants, Jazz Hands, and Gus. Careful, he might bite if not handled properly.
And the fourth and the most important question of all. Where can I ride the dolphins? Because if I'm really underwater there has got to be dolphins.
If you have any information, especially for that last one, please contact Shawn Spencer. I'd give you my number if I knew what it was.
[ooc: Okay Shawn won't be able to garner much just from voice, but he might be able to not any particular accents or mood of the person from the tone. so if there's anything he might be able to pick up, or like any sounds in the background, feel free to note them so he might make note or even point out if necessary :D]
shawn spencer is in da house,
i want to ride dolphins,
whar is my gus,
starfish phones = not a great idea,
it's only four questions,
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