Meme... from hell!
I haven't done anything meme-like in a long, long time... but I saw this on Chelsea's livejournal and it cracked me up.
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in Harry Potter.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary.
"Nicole Pervensy, a normal somewhat naive Hufflepuff student at Hogwarts, is just trying to show Severus Snape her appreciation for him. Will she ever be able to? Or will it just always end in complete disastor?"
"Nicole and Sirius both come from broken childhoods and find something in each other that they use to survive...Three new chapters are up. :D"
"Voldamort has now returned and Hogworts is in a state of mayhem. Nicole and the others are quick to find they are needed again weather Rufus or Fudge likes it. When Nicole stumbles apon a misterious boy can he help save the wizerding world?"
"Nicole Carter is an American witch who just arrived at Hogwarts after the untimely and tragic death of her parents. She is void of all emotions and expects nothing but to go through the stages of her now empty life. This is her struggle to feel again."
And for my personal favorite:
"Her name is Alexandra Nicole Holly. An ex Potter, might I add. Her husband, the famous Harry Potter, left her for no reason. Now she lives alone raising her 1 year old daughter, Jill, while waiting for her sister to come out of the 2 month coma."
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in Harry Potter.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding ones and post the summary.
"Nicole Pervensy, a normal somewhat naive Hufflepuff student at Hogwarts, is just trying to show Severus Snape her appreciation for him. Will she ever be able to? Or will it just always end in complete disastor?"
"Nicole and Sirius both come from broken childhoods and find something in each other that they use to survive...Three new chapters are up. :D"
"Voldamort has now returned and Hogworts is in a state of mayhem. Nicole and the others are quick to find they are needed again weather Rufus or Fudge likes it. When Nicole stumbles apon a misterious boy can he help save the wizerding world?"
"Nicole Carter is an American witch who just arrived at Hogwarts after the untimely and tragic death of her parents. She is void of all emotions and expects nothing but to go through the stages of her now empty life. This is her struggle to feel again."
And for my personal favorite:
"Her name is Alexandra Nicole Holly. An ex Potter, might I add. Her husband, the famous Harry Potter, left her for no reason. Now she lives alone raising her 1 year old daughter, Jill, while waiting for her sister to come out of the 2 month coma."