Celebrity Questions
IF I COULD SAY SOME STUFF TO SOME PEOPLE, HERE'S WHAT I WOULD SAY TO...
Johnny Depp:"You even look hot with that horseshoe haircut. Leave off the pirate gear."
Orlando Bloom: "You're kind of an idiot, aren't you?"
Daniel Radcliffe:"You're fucking 14? Oh well...let's make out anyway."
Richard Thomas: "What is that thing on your face?"
Quentin Tarantino:"Get a hypodermic needle and inject me with your blood. NOW."
Al Pacino: "Stop yelling."
Naomi Watts: "You're the most beautiful woman in the world."
Elijah Wood: "Grow your fucking hair back."
Simon Cowell: "You can't justify an $800 haircut to me."
Madonna: "Pretty fly for a white guy."
Uma Thurman: "If you came into my house and crapped on my floor, I'd still want to have intense sexual relations with you."
Chiaki Kuriyama: "Can I take you home with me? You're just precious!"
John Travolta: "Stop looking like me."
Tim Allen: "Where are you, anyway?"
Jennifer Lopez: "Cunt."
Keisha Castle-Hughes: "Screw Chiaki, you're cuter."
Adrien Brody: "Thanks for the multiple orgasms."
Mick Jagger:"Remember those silver pants you wore in the video for 'Hot Stuff'? I want those."
Jack Kerouac:"------"
Elton John: "'Levon' is the greatest song in the world."
Grub Smith: "Impregnate me."
Conan O'Brien:"May I touch your candy-like hair? Your loft?"
Ashton Kutcher"You killed my fucking cat, cat-killer."
Ahhhhnold: "I like you alot."
Andy Dick "I would do anything, anything- ANYTHING to get high with you."
Hieronymus Bosch: "Can you hear me?"
Oblio & Arrow: "You got a point there!"
Mike Nelson: "I will rid the world of leafblowers, Jim Morrison, Mason Reese, codpeices and skin cream just for you. More recumbent bicycles and pants!"
Marty Feldman: "With my love."
Christopher Guest: "You kinda looked hot in a kilt."
Christopher Walken: "My brain smells like bacon and I love cats too."
Benicio Del Toro:"Try opening your mouth a little wider when you speak."
Roger Daltrey:"Remember when you had dignity?"
Richard Simmons:"GAAAAWWD I want to hug you."
Seth MacFarlane: "Holy crap, I'm black!"
I guess I should stop now.
Ta!
Pinchi
Johnny Depp:"You even look hot with that horseshoe haircut. Leave off the pirate gear."
Orlando Bloom: "You're kind of an idiot, aren't you?"
Daniel Radcliffe:"You're fucking 14? Oh well...let's make out anyway."
Richard Thomas: "What is that thing on your face?"
Quentin Tarantino:"Get a hypodermic needle and inject me with your blood. NOW."
Al Pacino: "Stop yelling."
Naomi Watts: "You're the most beautiful woman in the world."
Elijah Wood: "Grow your fucking hair back."
Simon Cowell: "You can't justify an $800 haircut to me."
Madonna: "Pretty fly for a white guy."
Uma Thurman: "If you came into my house and crapped on my floor, I'd still want to have intense sexual relations with you."
Chiaki Kuriyama: "Can I take you home with me? You're just precious!"
John Travolta: "Stop looking like me."
Tim Allen: "Where are you, anyway?"
Jennifer Lopez: "Cunt."
Keisha Castle-Hughes: "Screw Chiaki, you're cuter."
Adrien Brody: "Thanks for the multiple orgasms."
Mick Jagger:"Remember those silver pants you wore in the video for 'Hot Stuff'? I want those."
Jack Kerouac:"------"
Elton John: "'Levon' is the greatest song in the world."
Grub Smith: "Impregnate me."
Conan O'Brien:"May I touch your candy-like hair? Your loft?"
Ashton Kutcher"You killed my fucking cat, cat-killer."
Ahhhhnold: "I like you alot."
Andy Dick "I would do anything, anything- ANYTHING to get high with you."
Hieronymus Bosch: "Can you hear me?"
Oblio & Arrow: "You got a point there!"
Mike Nelson: "I will rid the world of leafblowers, Jim Morrison, Mason Reese, codpeices and skin cream just for you. More recumbent bicycles and pants!"
Marty Feldman: "With my love."
Christopher Guest: "You kinda looked hot in a kilt."
Christopher Walken: "My brain smells like bacon and I love cats too."
Benicio Del Toro:"Try opening your mouth a little wider when you speak."
Roger Daltrey:"Remember when you had dignity?"
Richard Simmons:"GAAAAWWD I want to hug you."
Seth MacFarlane: "Holy crap, I'm black!"
I guess I should stop now.
Ta!
Pinchi