Madonna: Kabahblahblah LAME!
WHEN YOU THINK "Madonna", what do you think? Material Girl? Indian Priestess? Brooklyn Badgirl? Regular Fuck Machine?
Well, in honour of the fact that she's been all of these things, and has recently changed her name to Esther, I've decided to take a peek at The Nationalities Of Madonna Ciccone.
Um....no.
Here's the list, folks, in no particular order.
1. Brooklynite
2. Indian high priestess
3. Cowgirl from Texas
4. Chinese geisha
5. Gothic
6. Pimp
7. Stateswoman
8. All American gal
9. Scottish
10. Japanese
11. Victorian
12. Bible figure
13. Marilyn Monroe
14. German S&M diva
15. Italian
16. British (with phony accent!)
17. Spanish
18. French
19. LA chick
20. Lesbian
21. Flapper
22. Yoga
23. Junkie
24. Jewish
25. Rapper
26. Army Sargeant
And I am sure that there are many, many more but I would be here all night if I thought of them all.
So, Madonna...you are NONE of these things. Why do you try to be something you're not? I think it's extremely insulting to see you on MTV doing your "Ohm Shanti" song, with full henna and headress like you're some ancient Buddhist/Hindu preistess.
But you're not, Madonna. You're just some trashy girl from Michigan (MICHIGAN! DO YOU HEAR ME?! MICHIGAN!!!!) and you're not "reinventing your style". You're a wannabe so quit it. You're annoying us.
I loved your British accent at the MTV Awards..."Oi'd loike tow thaink Jownhas Ooooukerland fooh the dih-rection ov muy videowh."
Get a life, Madonna. I REFUSE to call you "Esther" and I think the fact that your new children's book is entitled, "Yakov & The Seven Thieves" makes you eligible for a tarring and feathering.
Just die, Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone. Just plain old die.
Q:How would Guy Ritchie explain his feelings towards Madonna?
A: Bubbleyum.
Thanks Quentin.
Ta!
Pinchi
Well, in honour of the fact that she's been all of these things, and has recently changed her name to Esther, I've decided to take a peek at The Nationalities Of Madonna Ciccone.
Um....no.
Here's the list, folks, in no particular order.
1. Brooklynite
2. Indian high priestess
3. Cowgirl from Texas
4. Chinese geisha
5. Gothic
6. Pimp
7. Stateswoman
8. All American gal
9. Scottish
10. Japanese
11. Victorian
12. Bible figure
13. Marilyn Monroe
14. German S&M diva
15. Italian
16. British (with phony accent!)
17. Spanish
18. French
19. LA chick
20. Lesbian
21. Flapper
22. Yoga
23. Junkie
24. Jewish
25. Rapper
26. Army Sargeant
And I am sure that there are many, many more but I would be here all night if I thought of them all.
So, Madonna...you are NONE of these things. Why do you try to be something you're not? I think it's extremely insulting to see you on MTV doing your "Ohm Shanti" song, with full henna and headress like you're some ancient Buddhist/Hindu preistess.
But you're not, Madonna. You're just some trashy girl from Michigan (MICHIGAN! DO YOU HEAR ME?! MICHIGAN!!!!) and you're not "reinventing your style". You're a wannabe so quit it. You're annoying us.
I loved your British accent at the MTV Awards..."Oi'd loike tow thaink Jownhas Ooooukerland fooh the dih-rection ov muy videowh."
Get a life, Madonna. I REFUSE to call you "Esther" and I think the fact that your new children's book is entitled, "Yakov & The Seven Thieves" makes you eligible for a tarring and feathering.
Just die, Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone. Just plain old die.
Q:How would Guy Ritchie explain his feelings towards Madonna?
A: Bubbleyum.
Thanks Quentin.
Ta!
Pinchi