"What is the point to have you in my life if you're not as cool as my solitude."
-Frenchie LaRose

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

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Tough Love

and Steven's rules so far:

Rule #1 Don’t be weird

( more rules under cut - single girls should be taking notes )

Psychology
The price of prejudice
Jan 15, 2009
The Economist

It’s what you do that counts-not what you say you’d doNobody likes to admit an uncomfortable truth about himself, especially when charged issues such as race, sex, age and even supersized waistlines come into play. That makes the task of the behavioural scientist a difficult one. Not ( Read more... )

"Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship and it's all about hiding your disappointment. Then once you're married it's about hiding your sins."

How to get a lover and win at poker
Feb 21, 2008
The Economist

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How to Talk to Girls
By Claire Suddath
Time Magazine
Dec. 09, 2008

The Gist:
Alec Greven, author of the new dating guide How to Talk to Girls, has a lot going for him. He's clean-cut, confident and a published author. He is also 9 years old. ( Read more... )

New Nervous-Energy Drink Recreates Feeling Of Waiting For Girl To CallThe Onion ( Read more... )

NICKNAMES ( Read more... )

I Love You, but You Love Meat
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