Jun 18, 2009 14:38
"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not."
- Fran Lebowitz
"Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings."
- Laurence J. Peter
"I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her."
- New York City detective
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